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moeheet

1. moeheet
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2010 7:35am UTC
   him: Is ur name Google?
   her: No!..Why?
   him: Cuz u got everything I am searching For.
   
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2. moeheet
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2010 3:30am UTC
   Don't love me for fun...
   Let me be the one....
   Love Me For a Reason
   Let the reason be love
   
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3. moeheet
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   August 28, 2010 2:59am UTC
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4. moeheet
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   August 28, 2010 2:58am UTC
   Height of Innocence:
   A teenager girl applying Clearsil to her nipples.
   Height of laziness:
   A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.
   
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5. moeheet
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2010 2:55am UTC
   70 ways to please a woman:
   1. Shopping
   2. 69
   
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6. moeheet
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2010 2:52am UTC
   Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?
   >To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
   
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7. moeheet
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2010 2:50am UTC
   Boy 1: why did you run away from the naked lady?
   Boy 2: because my mom said that if I look at a naked lady I will turn to stone, and a part of me was already getting hard!!
   
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8. moeheet
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   August 28, 2010 2:43am UTC
   Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
   
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9. moeheet
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   August 28, 2010 2:40am UTC
   Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
   A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
   
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10. moeheet
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2010 9:23am UTC
    Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!
    
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11. moeheet
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2010 9:22am UTC
    During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!
    
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12. moeheet
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    March 2, 2010 9:20am UTC
    Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....
    
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13. moeheet
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2010 9:19am UTC
    Someone misses you so much, its not your family nor your relatives. Its not even your bestfriend nor your closests pal. Its just the simple ordinary me, who misses the extraordinary.
    
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14. moeheet
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2010 9:18am UTC
    One look
    One smile
    One touch
    One embrace
    One kiss
    One love
    Two people
    Two minds
    Two souls
    Two destinies
    One road
    One journey
    One ending
    Together.-----
    
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15. moeheet
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    February 26, 2010 10:12am UTC
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16. moeheet
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    February 26, 2010 10:01am UTC
    hole-land was between thigh-land & gets invaded by pole-land - the outcome would be fakland (the exotic island), where would u go ????
    
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17. moeheet
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2010 9:53am UTC
    Don't love me for fun, love me for a reason .. let the reason be love.
    
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18. moeheet
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2010 9:52am UTC
    Falling in love with you is the second best thing in the world. Finding you
    is the first.
    
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19. moeheet
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2010 9:50am UTC
    A man was lost alone on an island. He decides to build a wooden boat. Suddenly a girl came there and the man used the wood for making a bed.
    Moral- Situations can change ur aim !
    
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20. moeheet
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2010 9:49am UTC
    Judge me & I’ll prove you wrong, tell me what to do & i’ll tell you off, say i am not wroth it & watch where i end up, call me a b**ch & i’ll show you one, f**k me over & i’ll do it to you twice as bad, call me crazy but you really have no idea
    
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