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  1. quidditchqueen quidditchqueen
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 7:39pm UTC
    mum; witty is just old men creeping..
    me; creepin' mum, its creepin'
    Fave if your not creepin'.

  2. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 1:08pm UTC
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    In 2nd grade, they called me a "smarty pants"
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    in 9th grade they called me a "nerd" "kiss up" and
    "teachers pet"
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    but now, they call me
    BOSS.
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    Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death.

  3. brandneweyes brandneweyes
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 9:03pm UTC
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  4. teddybearbeware teddybearbeware
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    I don't care about
    11/11/11, the day I cant wait for is
    6/9/69 ♥
    Format Credit: Lexidanielle_xo

  5. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 10:24pm UTC
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    People will Hate you, Rate you, Break you and Shake you.
    How strong you stand is what makes you♥
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  6. cutieepieexx cutieepieexx
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    the awkward moment when all your friends are gorgeous.... and then theres you♥

  7. christinaaxo christinaaxo
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 6:21pm UTC
    that one kid you and
    you're friends always
    prank call,
    because they always
    go along with it.♥

  8. Runner4Life1998 Runner4Life1998
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 6:29pm UTC
    "Quick, everyone act natural!"
    *Everyone strikes the most un-natural pose ever.*

  9. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 11:37am UTC
    When I like someone
    I compare their last name to my first name just incase we get married

  10. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 1:15pm UTC
    she's got a lot
    of patience to still be waiting for him. ♥

  11. xxlacey14xx xxlacey14xx
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 9:50am UTC
    Things I do when I'm home alone:
    1. Turn on all the lights
    2. Go on the Internet for as long as I want
    3.Put on the T.V. for background noise
    4. Sing out loud
    5.Turn my music up as loud as it can go
    6. Change in the middle of the house
    7. Talk to my pets and inanimate objects
    8.Eat whatever I want
    Anyone else?

  12. Babcock20 Babcock20
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 9:08pm UTC
    Me: How many girlfriends do you hav
    My little brother: I don't know, 3 or 4

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 7:26pm UTC
    MY DEFINITIONS #13:
    "This is stupid." (phrase) : "I'm bad at this, and you're winning anyway."
    ♥♥♥♥♥
    not my format

  14. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 5:47pm UTC
    I just realized that, -We're all going to die. -We don't know when. -We don't know how. -We don't know where. -We could die at any moment. Yet we live our lives as if none of that is true.


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  18. Althearose Althearose
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When your friends are comparing bones they've broken
    And you're just sitting there like
    "I broke my pencil one time..."


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  20. Chlohoey Chlohoey
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    I'm not even on drugs,
    I'm just weird.

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