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misslili48loy
posted a quote
July 1, 2012 12:28am UTC

Dear,Mom and Dad
Since you have my password to my witty I think it's time for you to know.I'm pregnant!Mom I know you're happy and want me to keep it.Dad I also know you're mad and want me to have a abortion.Well we made it up.We're parents now.Well not yet but we are.It's up to us.We aruged about it.Yes I did the same thing as you did when you was young but that was the old days today is today.I'm in love.I'm engaged.Well I guess this is it.Well bye now.
-Format credit to ThatsSoMeee

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misslili48loy
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June 30, 2012 3:23pm UTC

So my sister came home with bruises
forShe told me what had happened.She was hanging out with her friends and she fell.Knowing my parents they said "Did her mom hit you?Did some guy beat you?Did you get into a fight?DID SOMEONE SLAP YOU?"When my momt asked about who slaped who my sister said no one.She's only 12.My sister and I are really close even thought she 12 and i'm 16 it doesn't matter.She had a asked me "When do people slap you at a friends house or party?"My parents already told her about the birds and bee's so I thought she could know.Well I said "During s(e)x.After that story she never came home with bruises
-Nmf

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misslili48loy
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June 25, 2012 1:18pm UTC

Cleverbot stories
Person:Why are you talking to me? Me:Why are you looking at me? Person:Because you're cute!. Another Story: Person:I look cute.Do you think i'm cute? Me:Yes. Person I think you're cute.
Nmf
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misslili48loy
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June 23, 2012 11:27pm UTC

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misslili48loy
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June 22, 2012 1:33pm UTC

Short story
I went to Hollister with me and my boyfriend and some friend.All of a sudden I saw this girl whose like in 3rd grade or so she had a Iphone that's blue,uggs,booty short and a skin tight shirt.When I was in 3rd grade all I wanted is a new barbie doll,the newest doll,a barbie doll shirt,more new barbies and to go out side and play.
Another story is when I went to take my cousin who was in 4th grade to the park with her friend.All of a sudden I saw a 5th grader who is her friend friends was sliding down the pole wearing a thong.I know this is true.I felt creeped out.When I was in 5th grade all I wanted was barbie undies and things that had something like barbies.
What has the world come to?

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misslili48loy
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 7:55pm UTC

Love is a two way street
-Kimbra

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misslili48loy
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April 3, 2012 5:06pm UTC

REJECTED

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misslili48loy
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March 23, 2012 10:15pm UTC

Just another kid goin’ through
live so worried that I won’t be accepted

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