minnesotagirl33's Quotes

minnesotagirl33
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October 5, 2011 8:11pm UTC

I Wonder Who The First Person Was To Mix Mentos And Diet Coke, And What Must Have Gone On.
"I'm Sure This Will Taste Repulsive, But Hey It's Worth A Shot- OH SWEET JESUS WHAT THE F**K IS HAPPENING!?!?!?" :)

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minnesotagirl33
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October 5, 2011 8:05pm UTC

I'm Not As Dumb As You Look! :)

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minnesotagirl33
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October 5, 2011 8:01pm UTC

If You Can Read This Quote, Thank A Teacher.
If You're Reading This In English, Thank A Soldier.
:)
I <3 My U.S Troops!

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minnesotagirl33
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October 5, 2011 7:59pm UTC

You Must've Been Born On A Highway, Cuz That's Where Most Accidents Happen! :)
Sorry If It Was Jocked, My Brother Says This To Me All The Time.

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minnesotagirl33
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October 5, 2011 7:57pm UTC

Do You Ever Stop To Think...
Then Forget To Start Again? :)

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minnesotagirl33
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October 5, 2011 7:56pm UTC

Shut Up
You'll Never Be The Man Your Mother Is! :)
lol, my bestie said this to her ex

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minnesotagirl33
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October 5, 2011 7:54pm UTC

My Imaginary Friend Thinks That You Have Some Seroius Problems... :)

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minnesotagirl33
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October 5, 2011 7:53pm UTC

Don't You Dare Try To Play Stupid With Me, I'll Win For Sure :)

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minnesotagirl33
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October 5, 2011 7:51pm UTC

If A Man Speaks In The Forest, But There Are No Women Around To Hear Him, Is He Still Wrong? :)
Sorry Boys, I Just Thought It Was Funny, Not Meant To Be Sexist

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minnesotagirl33
posted a quote
October 5, 2011 7:49pm UTC

People Like You Are The Reason I Need Medication :)

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minnesotagirl33
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October 5, 2011 7:48pm UTC

9 Out Of The 10 Voices In My Head Agree That I'm Sane :)

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minnesotagirl33
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October 5, 2011 7:45pm UTC

DAM
Mothers Against Dyslexia
Sorry, Not Meant To Offend Anyone

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minnesotagirl33
posted a quote
October 5, 2011 7:43pm UTC

I Used To Have Super Powers, Until My Therapist Took Them Away :)

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minnesotagirl33
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October 5, 2011 7:42pm UTC

Push Will Get A Person Anywhere...Except Through A Door Marked "Pull" :)

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minnesotagirl33
posted a quote
October 5, 2011 7:41pm UTC

I Called Your Boyfriend Gay And He Hit Me With His Purse
Not Meant To Be Offensive Or Jocked...Sorry If It Was Either

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minnesotagirl33
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October 5, 2011 7:39pm UTC

There's A Light At The End Of Every Tunnel...Just Pray That It's Not A Train :)

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minnesotagirl33
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October 5, 2011 7:37pm UTC

My Computer Once Beat Me At Chess, But It Was No Match For Me At Kickboxing! :)

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minnesotagirl33
posted a quote
October 5, 2011 7:25pm UTC

& I'm selfish.
I don't write quotes
for you girls. Nope, sorry. They
are all for me to look back on one
day and ask myself,
What the F*ck was I Smoking?!?

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minnesotagirl33
posted a quote
October 5, 2011 7:20pm UTC

& I am beautiful, in every single way
yes, words can't bring me down
You are beautiful no matter what they say
words can't bring you down

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minnesotagirl33
posted a quote
October 4, 2011 6:46pm UTC

& No matter what I eat for
breakfast, I'm always
hungry by 2nd period...

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