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bailie008
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August 13, 2012 4:56pm UTC

The best part of the Olympics
was when One direction preformed in the closing ceremony.
Excuse me? Tell that to someone who trained 4+ years to get there.
Morgan Uceny competed 4 years ago and fell while running her first time. She trained 4 years just to come back and fall again in front of everyone. She probably won't be eligible for the Olympics again.
Usain Bolt was the first man to win the 100, 200 and 4x100 relay golds in back-to-back Olympics.
Gabby Douglas, 16 years old won two gold medals, including the all-around, and the rest of the Fierce Five - Jordyn Wieber, McKayla Maroney, Kyla Ross and Aly Raisman - gave the United States its first Olympic team title in women's gymnastics since 1996.
Oscar Pistorius, a double-amputee made it to semi-finals with 2 prosthetic legs and still had a smile on his face when he came in 8th place.
Manteo Mitchell finished a race with a broken leg.
Bianca Knight, Tianna Madison, Allyson Felix and Carmelita Jeter broke East Germany's 27-year old world record in the 4x100-meter relay.
I watched history in the making while you watched a british boy band in skinny jeans.
I have officially lost all hope in this generation.

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AnnaLovesYou
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August 12, 2012 11:54am UTC

Tom can do me Daley
nmq

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jimmy365
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August 1, 2012 5:57pm UTC

"may i have a $5 footlong?"
"sure that'll be $7. 50"
". . . excuse me?"
nmq/ format credit jimmy365

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CaliGirlSwag
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August 1, 2012 7:06pm UTC

I wonder if he ever stops & thinks,
" Man, I miss her. "

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clemintine98
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August 1, 2012 7:46pm UTC

credittorunningislife
If going on the internet was an Olympic sport,
I'd have more gold medals than Michael Phelps...
nmf MYQUOTE

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AustinH
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August 1, 2012 10:24pm UTC

"Be strong,"
I whispered to my wifi signal.

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AnnaBandana
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March 19, 2012 9:05pm UTC

Mom: Why aren't you doing your homework??
Me: Why aren't you in the kitchen?
I've Never been slapped harder.
nmf

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伤*
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March 19, 2012 6:00pm UTC

“I’m tired of going to an empty bedroom every night.
I wish I had a girl I could cuddle with."
- Harry Styles

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Makayla32800
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March 19, 2012 7:14pm UTC

CREDIT-KCLOVE5LAYOUTS
I kinda, maybe, sorta, think I like you...
Is that weird?♥

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iloveyaahx3
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March 19, 2012 5:50pm UTC

Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
*parents come home from supermarket*
Me: Yolo

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julietechoecho
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March 19, 2012 9:02pm UTC

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futuremrspaynex3
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March 19, 2012 5:23pm UTC

Teenage Post #2
"Shut up i'm calling my mom."
FRIEND- "Okay, sorry."
BEST FRIEND- "Pass the weed."

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amyvalverde5
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March 19, 2012 5:38pm UTC

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THAT REALLY UGLY GIRL IN YOUR SCHOoL THAT FOR SOME REASON EVERY GUY LIKES.
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laxgirl4life
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March 19, 2012 6:44pm UTC

Slide to the left <(0_0<)
Slide to the right (>0_0)>
Criss-Cross (>0_0<) <(0_0)>
Cha-cha real smooth (^-_->)
n m q

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emerielynn
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 5:13pm UTC

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Tonight,We Are Young.
so Lets Set The World On Fire ♥
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Crazy_Beautiful202
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 5:23pm UTC

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Lol at girls who complain about their boyfriends playing video games. Shut up and grab a controller.
♥
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meg1398
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 10:08pm UTC

Remember any of these
Movies?
Pixel Perfect
My Date with the President's Daughter
Luck of the Irish
Motorcrossed
Zenon movies
Kim Possible: A sitch in Time
Jump In
Read it and Weep
The Lizzy McGuire Movie
Halloween Town
The Color of Friendship
Back to the Future
Life is Ruff
Even Steven's Movie
Model Behavior
Gotta Kick it Up
Cadet Kelly
Air Bud
Right on Track
RIP Girls
Double Teamed
Quints
Tiger Cruise
-meg1398
comment if i missed any

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kitkat167130
posted a quote
March 17, 2012 3:11pm UTC

if you really love someone
age, | distance, | height, | & | weight
--------> a r e a l l j u s t [n u m b e r s] [♥]

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Sebastian_isTheName
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March 17, 2012 4:02pm UTC

Me: "You're cute when you're mad."
Her: "Yeah well I'm about to get real f*cking adorable."

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