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  1. Saphacier Saphacier
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Ever have that feeling....
    that you're falling while you sleep?
    I love that.

  2. FluffyScamp FluffyScamp
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    nmf.
    Dear crush,
    if your text consisting of
    "brb, shower" was to
    make me imagine you
    naked..
    mission accomplished.

  3. SlowlyBreakingDown SlowlyBreakingDown
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 12:24am UTC
    those annoying comments
    on those thing you post
    it's like
    dude if you can't say anything nice
    keep it to yourself


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  5. elaa358532 elaa358532
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    ALCOHOL
    Because No good storie starts with:
    So, I was eating a salad and.....

  6. Lil_JLSter Lil_JLSter
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    OHANA
    Means Family
    .
    Family means nobody is left behind or forgotten
    -Lilo&Stitch.

  7. ImmaBelieber67 ImmaBelieber67 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 1:43pm UTC
    Did you know? #183
    The average person falls asleep in seven minuets.

  8. MakaylaFay MakaylaFay
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    I hate when people put my glasses on and say
    "Wow you really are blind!" I don't go to people in wheelchairs and sit on them and say " Wow you really can' t walk!"
    <3

  9. lawlz_sotrue2 lawlz_sotrue2
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    Fav this,
    and I'll follow you
    and blow up your
    notifications
    :)
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. xoiloveyouu xoiloveyouu
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 10:24am UTC
    Snooki's due date is Decemeber 21st, 2012.
    Well played Mayans...well played

  11. x_beauty_x x_beauty_x
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 10:13am UTC
    When someone touches my phone I automatically turn into a ninja.
    nmf

  12. jess8081 jess8081
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 10:14am UTC
    ♂ + ♀ = ❤
    ♂ + ♂ = ❤
    ♀ + ♀ = ❤
    love knows no limits ❤

  13. brianamae brianamae
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 10:44am UTC
    him: hey, want to come over tonight?
    me:sure! what do you wanna do?
    :p hint: it involves pillows and blankets(;
    OMG!!!! WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FORT!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? :D
    ...

  14. Rhyburgie2 Rhyburgie2
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 10:14am UTC
    Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Not?
    Cuz I Kinda Have To Pee.

  15. Caamila_Chloee Caamila_Chloee
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 10:34am UTC
    H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K
    Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.

  16. Rinna Rinna
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 10:29am UTC
    20 years from now : ‘’ Mommy, how did you meet dad ? ‘’ Well,it all started when he added me on facebook

  17. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 5:19pm UTC
    Hey I just met you and this is crazy,
    but here's my number so call me maybe ♥

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    When you're in the shower, and you hear loud thumps and you think, "they're killing my family,
    and I'll have to fight the attacker naked."

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    The older the Facebook post,
    the creepier your "like" becomes.

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2012 4:46pm UTC
    Just the little things in life:
    when a baby wraps its whole fist around one of your fingers.
    fave for a series? x

:)

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