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  1. mikayla74 mikayla74
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 8:49am UTC
    A advantage girls have over guys is that if smart isn't somethin we got....we can survive just as well being dumb ;)

  2. mikayla74 mikayla74
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    Reasons why to have:
    GuY fRiEnDs
    1.Everybody doesn't think they're your "boyfriend".
    2.They're the guys you don't have to be perfect around. :)
    3.They tell you the truth.
    4.They're always there for you.
    5.For some reason they're always REALLY funny. :D
    6.They make you feel not ugly. (idk why, this is just me)
    7.They do nice things for you, girls whine.
    8.They don't make fun of you....they laugh with you. ;)
    9.Always answer your texts.
    10.They aren't girls. :p
    ily you guys!-alex, keagy, naterogers, ajjj, conor, wendell, and craiggles

  3. savvywinter savvywinter
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 9:40am UTC
    YOLO is stupid know
    its LLL, Livin' Like larry <3

  4. xoavaxo xoavaxo
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    Dear Aunty Jane,
    You never diserved to pass away like this,
    You were an angel to our whole family,
    And kept us all grounded and happy,
    You were our rock.
    But I guess Heaven is a better place for you right now.
    There wlll be no more suffering from pain, and you get to join God and all of your loved ones who have joined him.
    I just hope you always look down on your family,
    And maybe show that your still with us,
    That would mean alot, because we are all struggling to stay strong.
    I will miss your positive attitude, and strength.
    You are a role model to me, I always wanted to be like you.
    You got so many places in life and really made an impact in the world.
    I want to be just like you.
    I remember walking around with you,
    Talking about Florida, the beach, and our favorite things to do in the summer,
    And how almost every five minutes you would remind how pretty I was.
    I always replied "thankyou" and blushed.
    I miss that.
    And even though I cry when I think about you,
    I know that thousands of people have been taken by cancer,
    Just like you,
    And it is such a unlucky thing to happen to a person as amazing as you and many other people.
    God wanted his angel back. (':
    And he got her.
    I miss you so much and love you forever. <3
    hugs and kisses, Ava Lee


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  6. justxanotherxsecret justxanotherxsecret
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 1:00pm UTC
    When you're on a school field trip, and you realize
    the bus ride
    was the best part

  7. KellyIsKool KellyIsKool
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 10:07am UTC
    You know your childhood is over,
    when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. ClayoTomatoe ClayoTomatoe
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 12:29am UTC
    Breaking a sweat
    from exercizing too much having your laptop on your lap too long

  11. hithurrimjohnny hithurrimjohnny
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 12:10am UTC
    So people say that when you dream about someone it's because they went to bed thinking of you. Well I'm sure all the famous people I dream about always think of me....
    Staytrue - Johnny


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  13. KatieInAStrangeLand KatieInAStrangeLand
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    And does anyone else read:
    'Put this into your own words'
    As:
    'Rearrange the words slightly'?

  14. p0t4t0ch1p p0t4t0ch1p
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 12:51pm UTC
    Dear Millionaires,
    if you don't have a water slide that connects your bed to your pool, give me your money.
    You're wasting it.
    NMF

  15. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    "I like your hair"
    Thanks. I grew it myself.

  16. The_Drama_Girl The_Drama_Girl
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 8:18am UTC
    One Direction at the Park:
    Paul: Alright boys we can hang out here for a while if you wa - HARRY LEAVE THAT LADY ALONE
    Harry: But..we just like...get on really...well
    Paul: For Christs sakes...LOUIS WHY IS THAT GIRL CRYING
    Louis: THE BTCH IS WEARING CROCS AND SOCKS PAUL I NEEDED TO SAY SOMETHING
    Paul: LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE LOUIS
    Louis: Paul stop being so rude -snaps fingers in z formation and walks out-
    Paul: Well at least the other boys are beha - NIALL WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SANDWICH?
    Niall:-points to couple enjoying picnic not noticing him- NIALLER LIKE A PUMA
    Zayn: I RAN UNDER A BRANCH AND NOW THERES LEAVES IN MY HAIR LIAM WHERES MY BRUSH AND MIRROR OMG I CAN FEEL THEM IN MY QUIFF EW
    Paul: ZAYN CALM DOWN! NIALL GIVE THE SANDWICH BACK! At least Liam isn't doing anything ba- WAIT WHAT
    Liam: -goes over to couple making out- What you two are doing is highly inappropriate . there are small children here, remember. be safe and use protection later. You'll thank me
    Harry: -to old woman- I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
    Paul: This wasn't in my contract

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 1:51pm UTC
    Do you ever wonder
    what your life looks like through someone else's eyes?

  18. xoavaxo xoavaxo
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 2:45pm UTC
    My friends are so much more prettier than me,
    Anybody else feel like this?

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    Those cheap pencils with erasers that
    only screw up the paper more than the mistake you want to erase.

  20. PerfectisImpossible PerfectisImpossible
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    The girls from Toddlers & Tiaras
    might as well have their spot reserved on
    16 & Pregnant.

:)

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