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1. michaelaXgameface52895
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   May 20, 2012 11:18pm UTC
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2. michaelaXgameface52895
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   May 20, 2012 11:04pm UTC
   Oh, you're cooler than me?
   Then I guess that makes me hotter than you.
   
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3. michaelaXgameface52895
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   March 4, 2012 9:53pm UTC
   Listening to someones story
   and thinking "lie, lie, lie
   lie, and lie"
   
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4. michaelaXgameface52895
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   March 4, 2012 9:49pm UTC
   That one teacher in your school , you're convinced is a pedophile.
   
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5. michaelaXgameface52895
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   March 4, 2012 9:44pm UTC
   No matter how old I get, I'm still gonna mentally sing the ABC's to see which letter comes next.
   
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6. michaelaXgameface52895
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   March 4, 2012 9:31pm UTC
   When I get bored, I look through my entire phone to see if there are any cool options I missed
   
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7. michaelaXgameface52895
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   February 18, 2012 5:09pm UTC
   When two of your fav radio stations are playing a song you hate.
   
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8. michaelaXgameface52895
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   February 18, 2012 5:05pm UTC
   The annoying moment when
   you wait forever for a reply
   to your text then look at your
   phone and it never even sent!
   
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9. michaelaXgameface52895
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   February 17, 2012 10:54pm UTC
   Confidence Is A Stain They Can't Wipe Off! -LIL WAYNE
   
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10. michaelaXgameface52895
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    February 14, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    A pound of peanut butter can contain up to 5 rodent hairs and 150 bug fragments
    
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11. michaelaXgameface52895
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    February 14, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    Chocolate chip cookies were made by mistake when the chocolate in the cookie did not melt properly
    
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12. michaelaXgameface52895
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    February 14, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you finally take a decent picture and then as you continue to stare it gets uglier!
    
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13. michaelaXgameface52895
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    February 14, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    I want Jimmy Neutron's Brain, Phineas & Ferb's Summer, and Timmy Turner's Goldfish.
    
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14. michaelaXgameface52895
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    February 14, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    I study → I take the test → I pass it → I forget what I learned.
    
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15. michaelaXgameface52895
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    February 14, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    ❒Single. ❒Taken. ✔ Depends on who’s asking.
    
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16. michaelaXgameface52895
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    February 14, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    I HATE when I miss a call by a few seconds, call the person back, and they don't answer.
    
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17. michaelaXgameface52895
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    February 14, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Death Math,
    I liked you until you hooked up with the alphabet!
    
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18. michaelaXgameface52895
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    February 13, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    Dear Brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I'm getting fat!
    
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19. michaelaXgameface52895
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    February 13, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    "Tell me some good songs?" *suddenly forgets every song made*
    
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20. michaelaXgameface52895
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    February 13, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    Boy: What do you like most in me, my cute face or my sexy body?
    Girl: *Looks at him from head to toe* Your sense of humor.
    
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