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Singer32100
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February 12, 2012 12:09pm UTC

Saying, "YOU HAD TO BE THERE", When You Notice That The Story You Are Telling ISN'T Funny. :D
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BearGryllsLover667
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 12:09pm UTC

Three quarters of quotes from the "funny" section don't make me laugh, they make me want to throw a brick at my computer screen.
Sincerly most witty users
Fave if u agree

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micah833
posted a quote
February 12, 2012 12:06pm UTC

♥Make Me Come Alive Come on and Turn me on♥

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LookAtMeNow01
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 3:48pm UTC

TEXTS #89
Girl: How could you? I trusted you and you cheated on me!!!
Dad: What's this about?
Girl: Oh sorry dad,that was
meant to be for Jim.
Dad: Oh.
Girl: Yeahhh...
Dad: On a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun anywhere?

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 9:12pm UTC

Put dinner in microwave,
take box out of trash to check how long.
format by jimmy365
nmq!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 5:18pm UTC

I die alittle inside
When I see an old person eating alone at a restaurant
nmf.nmq.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 9, 2012 4:11pm UTC

DID YOU KNOW?
That if you put your ear up against a strangers leg,
you can hear them say:
WTF are you doing?!
format by jimmy365

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emilxo
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 7:59pm UTC

I love when someone remembers Something you told them a long time ago. ♥

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 7:52pm UTC

Canada:
Justin Bieber.
Australia:
Cody Simpson
UK:
One Direction.
USA:
.....?

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TuckersGirl
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February 10, 2012 4:20pm UTC

Did anyone else notice that
Witty is PURPLE?
Format by twilightgirl995

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twilightgirl995
posted a quote
February 6, 2012 4:27pm UTC

Putting on jeans:
Right leg, left leg, wiggle, jump, DONE.

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haazaahhh
posted a quote
February 10, 2012 4:18pm UTC

hold your cursor over this quote. ♥

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eve123
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 3:25pm UTC

Zoey May
Im so sick of boys being such dicks!
Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
Toby Jackson
In 7th grade, I beggen Mr.Williams to let me be your lab partner. I suggested you came round 5 times to do our project, you said no each time. I did the project alone, all of it. In 8th grade, I sent you 3 valentines cards, candy and a rose. You gave the rose to somebody else and threw the cards away. In 9th grade, at the school social, I asked to dance with you. You said "Yes, give me 5 minutes, I need to go to the bathroom." You never came back, and I was left waiting for you. In 10th grade, I bought us two tickets to go and see your favourite band. You said thanks, then took the tickets and gave one to your friend. Now, in 11th grade, I'm confessing this, where everyone can see, to show that actually, girls can be dicks too.
26 minutes ago · Like
True stuff

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Jade672
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February 11, 2012 11:40am UTC

Parents call it, talking back.
We call it, replying.
xoalicecullenxo format.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 1:18pm UTC

• • • • • •
Here's to all the 90's kids:
TGIF was the bees knees
Angelica Pickles from Rugrats was one mean little beeyotch
The Pink Ranger was hot but the Green Ranger was hitting that
Cory and Topanga's relationship was better than your's
You'll never have to miss Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Oregon Trail was the best part of Elementary School
You can't beat us at Mortal Combat
Goosebumps books weren't the least bit scary
Batman the animated series was the best kind of Batman
Mufasa's death from Lion King was the first tragedy of our lives
Home Alone was beyond the realm of possibilities
The Rugrats scared me on a couple occasions
Ren, Stimpy and Rocko are funnier now
Scholastic book orders.... Yay?
Riding the Magic School Bus would be epic
Uncle Joey from Full House is a creeper
Cat from Cat and Dog is an a**hole
Easy Bake ovens are our entire lives
Saved by the Bell was our version of "Community"
In Dexter's Labrotory, Dee-Dee needed to leave Dexter's s**t alone
Tamogatchi was the bomb
Our generation is responsible for the phrase"Da Bomb"
Princess Toadstool needs to help herself
The Ninja Turtles never used their weapons
Steve Urkel was the voice of Sonic
Chuckie Finster from Rugrats is a p*ssy
AND
We all know the Disney love ballads
fave if you remember ANY of these!
Format credit - RunawayRachel

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 12:11pm UTC

I'm going to paint a blue square
in my backyard so google earth thinks I have a pool.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 2:23pm UTC

my grandma: I put $2,000 aside for your
wedding someday.
me: Aww, thank you Grandma! I love you.
my dad: What if she's forever alone?
me: I hate you.

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