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1. mf19
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2010 2:34pm UTC
   I've found I'm funniest
   when I'm tired.
   :)
   
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2. mf19
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2010 5:56pm UTC
   You never stop loving someone,
   You just learn to live without them :)
   
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3. mf19
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   August 30, 2010 3:22pm UTC
   I'm not arguing,
   I'm just explaining why I'm right. :)
   
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4. mf19
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2010 8:08pm UTC
   In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take,
   the relationships we were afraid to
   have,
   and the decisions we waited too long to
   make.
   
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5. mf19
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2010 5:23pm UTC
   No iPods in school!
   Yeah cause Eminem's going to rap me the answers. :)
   
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6. mf19
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2010 4:42pm UTC
   Welcome to Hollister,
   here's your gas mask and your flashlight. :)
   
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7. mf19
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2010 4:22pm UTC
   Did you just hang up on me?!
   I don't know, did it sound something like this?
   BEEEEEEEEP!
   
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8. mf19
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2010 7:00pm UTC
   Frozen Computer
   ...
   Maybe if I click everywhere It'll start working again. :)
   
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9. mf19
   posted a quote
   August 27, 2010 4:30pm UTC
   If you like me, tell me. <3
   If you miss me, show it. <3
   If you love me prove it. <3
   
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10. mf19
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2010 4:22pm UTC
    That extremely attractive dance you do while putting on skinny jeans :)
    
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11. mf19
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 5:20pm UTC
    I'm a Belieber
    
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12. mf19
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 5:09pm UTC
    I love it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke. :)
    
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13. mf19
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2010 5:07pm UTC
    If life ever gives you a bad romance, put on your pokerface, buy a new telephone, call Alejandro, And you guys Just Dance!
    
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14. mf19
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    August 24, 2010 5:02pm UTC
    Don't you think cell phones should be waterproof?
    
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15. mf19
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    August 24, 2010 4:59pm UTC
    A promise means everything. But once it's broken, sorry means nothing.
    
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16. mf19
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    August 24, 2010 4:56pm UTC
    Am I the only one who gets really excited when you see your food coming at a restaurant? :)
    
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17. mf19
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    August 24, 2010 4:53pm UTC
    When I miss you, I read our old conversations and smile. <3
    
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18. mf19
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    August 24, 2010 4:50pm UTC
    Only for you would I drop everything for a text. :)
    
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19. mf19
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2010 5:06pm UTC
    You don't get another chance,
    life is no Nintendo game
    ~ Eminem
    
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20. mf19
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2010 11:23am UTC
    OMG There's a flood!!!
    It's okay, I have a sham wow. (:
    
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