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LivMcSpazz
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October 12, 2011 9:46pm UTC

If a stripper is called an
exotic dancer.. Is a drug dealer simply an exotic pharmacist?
Consider you mind blown. ♥

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andiwillalwaysloveyou
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October 12, 2011 9:25pm UTC

Do you ever think, perhaps, there's more to life than eating?
You mean, like, sleeping?
♥nmf/nmq♥

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MissAnna
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 9:28pm UTC

GUYS I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT. with my bed.
WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA SLEEP TOGETHER.

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bridgiexbabes
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 9:22pm UTC

so, today during lunch, this girl found out
her boyfriend had been cheating on her...
she brought all his clothes
& things that he left at her house
& as soon as he sat down at his table,
she stood behind him & gave him one kiss.
she took his milk,
& he thought nothing of it.
then she poured it on his head
& threw all his stuff at him.
& THAT is how a real breakup is done.
everyone was clapping for her

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maybaby12
posted a quote
October 11, 2011 5:49pm UTC

I am so ready for;
hoodies
leaf piles
carving pumpkins
Uggs
ripped jeans
crisp air
trick or treating
haunted hay rides
...
Autumn, here i come ♥

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ittybittyissy1
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October 11, 2011 6:19pm UTC

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kissmeintherain19
posted a quote
October 9, 2011 7:44pm UTC

hey i lost my phone, can you call it for me?
sure!
thanks.
*phone ringing*
find it?
hahahahaha, idiot(;
fav if you get it!(:

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xSOCCERxSTARx
posted a quote
October 9, 2011 9:20pm UTC

we all have that one friend
in our group of friends
»»»that secretly
none of us like ♥

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SmileBitches
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October 9, 2011 7:29pm UTC

When your mom decides to be in the room while you're on the computer, so you just switch to Google and stare at it.

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Babcock20
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October 9, 2011 9:08pm UTC

Me: How many girlfriends do you hav
My little brother: I don't know, 3 or 4

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Jubzy42
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October 9, 2011 5:13pm UTC

that pedophile moment when you see a little kid and think
damn.
that kids going to be really hot when he gets older.

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Althearose
posted a quote
October 9, 2011 9:23pm UTC

That Awkward Moment
When your friends are comparing bones they've broken
And you're just sitting there like
"I broke my pencil one time..."

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XxGoth_ValoriexX
posted a quote
October 9, 2011 12:17pm UTC

Favorite this and I'll
put a name that first comes to my mind when I see ur profile and I'll
follow you♥

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imjustinsecure
posted a quote
October 8, 2011 9:14pm UTC

I really like this guy,
Adam, and I want to ask him to the school Halloween
dance.
30 faves I'll do it by email
70 faves I'll do it by text
100 faves I'll do it by calling
300+faves I'll do it in person on Monday.

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shestooyoungforyoubro
posted a quote
October 8, 2011 11:22pm UTC

is it just me or :
when ever you go over some one else's house-their house has their own.... scent?

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WishingLily
posted a quote
October 8, 2011 8:11pm UTC

Why aren't you answering?
Sorry. I dropped my phone and I can't find it. I'll text you when I find it.
Okay
You find it yet?
No
Okay, let me know when you do.

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idance
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 2:38pm UTC

just saw a facebook status;
"who cares that steve jobs is dead?! what has he ever done for me?!"
- Via FaceBook for iPhone
LMFAO.

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