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1. merkate
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2011 8:56pm UTC
   This Is Called The Eye Test! Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.Now Find The Mistake:ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWXYZ Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ****** *** *** ****** *** ****** Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite
   
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2. merkate
   posted a quote
   November 4, 2011 8:35pm UTC
   this dog. is dog. a dog. good dog. way dog. to dog. make dog. idiots dog. waste dog. thirty dog. seconds dog. of dog. their dog. lives dog.
   
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3. merkate
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   October 14, 2011 10:16pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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4. merkate
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   September 10, 2011 3:08am UTC
   Teheheee :D
   
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5. merkate
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2011 11:09pm UTC
   Damn
   I lost the game...
   
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6. merkate
   posted a quote
   August 30, 2011 10:48pm UTC
   K I was listening to pumped up kicks and I looked up the lyrics on youtube
   Literally I was freaked out in the end just cuz I didn't think it was so dark
   (then again I listen to a lot of billy talent)
   
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7. merkate
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2011 11:43pm UTC
   AndWhoElsethinks
   the pigs on my life is bro needs to make their own sandwiches?
   
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8. merkate
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2011 11:17pm UTC
   Myfacebookconversation:
   Me: hiya
   Friend: hi
   Me: wassup?
   Friend: Nm u?
   Me: nm.
   Friend: Cool
   My Witty Profiles conversation:
   Me: when life gives you lemons I make lemonade
   Friend: I usually make people eat the lemons
   Me: Yeah like that time you shoved lemons down my throat while I was blindfolded
   Friend: Yeah good times
   Me: Good times
   
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9. merkate
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2011 12:11am UTC
   I have 35 pages of favorite quotes....
   
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10. merkate
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 11:51pm UTC
    My letter is H
    Something I like- Hogwarts
    Something I dislike- haters
    Something I love- Honey senpai from
    ouran high school host club
    Something I hate- hornets :/
    Want a letter? Click the heart!!!
    
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11. merkate
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 11:27pm UTC
    evevev Witty Profiles Add a Quote Top Newest Random Categories search 1
    1 new notification... WOOHH HOO!!!!
    
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12. merkate
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 11:09pm UTC
    I like everyone's quote ends like this:
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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13. merkate
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 1:31pm UTC
    Mom: Guess what happened in Walmart today!
    Me: You bought food!!!! :D
    
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14. merkate
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 12:04pm UTC
    I hate it when
    someone tries to pick someone up on witty...
    
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15. merkate
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 10:36pm UTC
    the day
    The day is bright
    until it is night
    the dark embraces
    those with two faces
    the brightness is gone
    they don't know right from wrong
    the day is right
    the darkness takes flight
    
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16. merkate
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 10:25pm UTC
    someday these notifications will be annoying :D
    
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17. merkate
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 10:19pm UTC
    Living life just you and me
    outcasts we might or may not be
    verifying our love at last
    enough, it's over you are now my past.
    </3
    
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18. merkate
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    According to Katy Perry,
    being a California Gurl is everyone's dream...
    
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19. merkate
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 12:59am UTC
    NMQ and NMF
    then why did you use it in the first place?
    D:<
    
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20. merkate
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 12:52am UTC
    Chewing really loud...
    ... while everyone else is quiet
    
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