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1. meowwbhagwandas
   posted a quote
   July 29, 2011 5:43pm UTC
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   Dear toothpaste,
   How do you come out in perfect stripes every time?!
   Sincerely, amazed ♥
   
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2. meowwbhagwandas
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   July 29, 2011 2:32pm UTC
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   Dear world,
   $19 million would end world hunger. $18 million is spent on make-up evey year.
   Sincerely, shouldn't we do something??
   ♥
   
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3. meowwbhagwandas
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   July 24, 2011 6:16pm UTC
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   Dear parent who just embarrassed me in front of the hottest kid in school,
   Just wait until you have your boss over....
   Sincerely, "...mom, the dog just peed all over your thongs."
   ♥
   
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4. meowwbhagwandas
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   July 24, 2011 6:05pm UTC
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5. meowwbhagwandas
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   July 24, 2011 5:59pm UTC
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   Dear fake vegetarians,
   In what magical world is fish not an animal?
   Sincerely, real vegetarians..
   ♥
   
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6. meowwbhagwandas
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   July 4, 2011 2:34pm UTC
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   Dear Apple,
   Don't you think its about time to fix that auto correct issue?
   Sincerely, I killed her under the tree after our first date...
   ♥
   
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7. meowwbhagwandas
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   July 4, 2011 2:24pm UTC
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   Dear mothers,
   I just realized Rockabye Baby is a song about a baby that falls off a tree and dies.
   Sincerely, what the heck have you been teaching us?! ♥
   
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8. meowwbhagwandas
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   June 28, 2011 4:12am UTC
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   Dear sexist men and feminist women,
   How did we get into the middle of this?
   Sincerely, sandwiches everywhere.
   ♥
   
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9. meowwbhagwandas
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   June 28, 2011 4:07am UTC
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   Dear math story problems,
   If Ian had 11 boxes of chocolate, and he ate 9, what does he have left?
   Sincerely, umm... I don't know, Type 1 Diabetes? ♥
   
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10. meowwbhagwandas
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    June 28, 2011 4:02am UTC
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    Dear inventor of tampons,
    How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone?
    Sincerely, curious
    ♥
    
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11. meowwbhagwandas
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    June 23, 2011 2:17am UTC
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    Dear homeless people,
    Where do you get your
    cardboard and markers?
    Sincerely, genuinely curious. ♥
    
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12. meowwbhagwandas
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    June 23, 2011 2:07am UTC
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    Dear Asians,
    Do you see in widescreen?
    Sincerely, curious caucasian.
    ♥
    
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13. meowwbhagwandas
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    June 18, 2011 1:24pm UTC
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14. meowwbhagwandas
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    June 18, 2011 1:07pm UTC
    Dear Twilight fans,
    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
    Sincerely, Logic
    ♥
    
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15. meowwbhagwandas
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    June 16, 2011 9:30am UTC
    Dear everyone,
    SORRY FOR MAKING YOU YELL IN YOUR HEAD!
    Sincerely, caps lock
    ♥
    
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16. meowwbhagwandas
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    June 16, 2011 9:25am UTC
    Dear Dora,
    Just one question... How do you get your t-shirt over your head?
    Sincerely, surely that's not possible
    ♥
    
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17. meowwbhagwandas
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    June 16, 2011 9:20am UTC
    Dear boys who want x-ray vision
    Congratulations, you can now see girls' skeletons.
    Sincerely, have you ever seen an x-ray?
    ♥
    
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18. meowwbhagwandas
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    June 15, 2011 2:16pm UTC
    My Definition's
    5# Nosebleed (noun) - When your boogers get their period.
    ♥
    
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19. meowwbhagwandas
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    June 15, 2011 2:10pm UTC
    My Definition's
    4# Zombies (noun) - The only men that will love you for your brains.
    ♥
    
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20. meowwbhagwandas
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 1:49pm UTC
    My Definition's
    Winter (noun) - A three month break between women and their razors.
    ♥
    
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