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  1. dvllahbbs31 dvllahbbs31
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2011 11:36am UTC
    Suck
    My
    DICK.

  2. MizzBlush_x MizzBlush_x
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2011 12:33pm UTC
    Second chances?
    thats not in my dictionary anymore
    people have abused
    That method ♥

  3. shesnotbroken shesnotbroken
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2011 1:13pm UTC
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    who on here
    supports gay marriage
    like if you do, comment if you don't .
    ------------

  4. liveyahlife77 liveyahlife77
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2011 1:14pm UTC
    /////////////////////////
    the worst thing ♥
    you can do to a girl is make her feel like she has a chance, when she doesn't.

  5. liaaaana liaaaana
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2011 12:31pm UTC
    i hope you choke on the lies you tell;
    but then again.. Its kinda hard to swallow that much bullshit.

  6. xocarlyyxox xocarlyyxox
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2011 1:02pm UTC
    That Moment of Fame
    when your name is in a math problem.

  7. musicobsesd09 musicobsesd09
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2011 7:46am UTC
    -----------------------♥-----------------------
    -I wish you were here </3
    ----------------------♥----------------------

  8. musicobsesd09 musicobsesd09
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2011 8:55am UTC
    Google
    ________________________________________
    |why are there|
    [Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
    Make Google my homepage
    Adevertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
    ©2010 - Privacy
    Did You Mean: why are there strawberries on my nipples i need them for fruit salad?

  9. musicobsesd09 musicobsesd09
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2011 2:54pm UTC
    Dear Steve,
    please don't change witty back! we like it purple!
    sincerely,
    us witty users

  10. musicobsesd09 musicobsesd09
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2011 9:43am UTC
    Google
    ________________________________________
    |I love you|
    [Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
    Make Google my homepage
    Adevertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
    ©2010 - Privacy
    Did You Mean: the biggest lie ever </3 ?

  11. musicobsesd09 musicobsesd09
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2011 9:49am UTC
    it's been 3
    months... I'm
    sorry but I
    tried so many
    times and I'm
    not over you
    :'(

    not my format .

  12. musicobsesd09 musicobsesd09
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2011 11:37am UTC
    You don't know what you got till it's gone </3

  13. musicobsesd09 musicobsesd09
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2011 11:41am UTC
    TRACK 2011
    ♥☻

  14. musicobsesd09 musicobsesd09
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    Guess which day December 21,
    2012 falls on?
    FRIDAY!!!!!!!!

    do not jock or i will kill you

  15. AlxMrphy AlxMrphy
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2011 11:05am UTC
    L
    I
    F . . .
    E
    It's a rollercoaster

  16. AlxMrphy AlxMrphy
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    ~Love~
    If you say it too much it loses it's meaning.
    <3

  17. RetroTechno2178 RetroTechno2178
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2011 12:51pm UTC
    So I am just
    realizing...
    all these top quotes
    are my best friends..
    WHAT THE HELL.

  18. sillycea96 sillycea96
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2011 9:42pm UTC
    Eating a cookie
    [while watching Biggest looser]
    And feeling
    Extremely guilty.
    notminebutissotrue
    not my format

  19. sillycea96 sillycea96
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2011 2:51pm UTC
    .
    I like timmy, but timmy likes stacy.... but thats a problem because Stacy likes Jimmy... But thats a problem because Jimmy is gay.
    You know what? Screw this... imma just marry my dog:)
    .

  20. sillycea96 sillycea96
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2011 2:55pm UTC
    Driving ..
    during the night, and passing houses with lights on, and looking to see what the houses look like. And what the people are doing inside. ♥

:)

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