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  1. xhighwayunicorn xhighwayunicorn
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 4:31pm UTC
    7 reasons to date a British boy:
    1. His accent.
    2. Having someone call you love.
    3. His accent.
    4. They dress better than American boys.
    5. His accent.
    6. They're cuter than American boys.
    7. His accent.

  2. Osnapitsbecca Osnapitsbecca
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    Does anyone else
    get so lazy or bored
    in the shower
    so you decide to sit down? ♥

  3. kellyyy9398 kellyyy9398
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    Got on the computer to do homework....
    ended up on witty.

  4. brixopeace brixopeace
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    Elbow Wrist , Kiss This, Ouhh Baby you just go dissed.
    Remember this? ♥

  5. SparksFly47 SparksFly47
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    & now that i'm sitting here
    thinking it through, i've
    never been anywhere cold as you.
    Formart credit:SLERP

  6. SparksFly47 SparksFly47
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 8:43am UTC
    long live the walls we crashed through,
    i had the time of my life with you.

  7. SparksFly47 SparksFly47
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 1:03pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  8. SparksFly47 SparksFly47
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 7:22pm UTC
    speak the truth,
    even if your voice shakes.
    [♥][♥][♥]

  9. SparksFly47 SparksFly47
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 7:35pm UTC
    if you want to make
    your dreams come true,
    the first thing
    you have to do
    is
    wake up.

  10. SparksFly47 SparksFly47
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    today
    me & my friend were having a discussion about dinosaurs,
    & we came to the conclusion that t-rexs were only angry
    & aggressive because their arms are too short
    [to hug each other]
    nmf, nmq

  11. ilovehim319 ilovehim319
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    Yesterday, I was watching a Degrassi marathon.
    Then, he texted me.
    I talked to him till midnight.
    I have no idea what happened on Degrassi, but it was SO worth it. (:

  12. Godaa Godaa
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 5:42pm UTC
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    I cried myself to sleep every day for 10 years
    and then I found out
    an Someone stuffed my pillow with onions
    ------------------------

  13. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 5:49pm UTC
    SUITE LIFE OF ZACK AND CODY
    Zack: OW, paper cut! Kiss it please?
    Mr. Moesby: You can't even see it!
    Zack: You can't see a broken heart either, but it still hurts
    Who else misses this show

  14. driscoll08x driscoll08x
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 9:18pm UTC
    I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy
    and my face hits the mirror.
    nmf

  15. ZiZi123 ZiZi123
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 5:25pm UTC
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  16. morgancolleen morgancolleen
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 5:54pm UTC
    Today i was at a water park with my friends;
    We were standing in line for a water slide behind a couple. The girl was wearing a bikini, even though she was slightly overweight. Many girls were pointing at her and laughing.
    Her boyfriend just looked at her and said, "Meg, i don't care what other people think. You are the most beautiful girl here." ♥
    ~LoveGivesMeHope; not my format.

  17. ZiZi123 ZiZi123
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    HOMEWORK: Do me!
    Witty:Dont listen to that slutt.

  18. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    Guys need to realize;
    cheesy perverted pick-up lines
    are absolutely disgusting.
    but cute cheesy pick-up lines
    are absolutely adorable. ♥

  19. luviiee luviiee
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    Choose the guy
    who will take you home to meet his parents, not his bedroom.

  20. jamillahturner122 jamillahturner122
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    I wish you were my knee
    So i can bang you on my coffee table

:)

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