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mel1027

1. mel1027
   posted a quote
   May 8, 2012 3:31pm UTC
   Write the first thing that comes to mind.
   1 Hello: ducks? that was weird
   2 Love: hearts
   3 Cow: udders
   4 Peace: hippies
   5 Sky: clouds
   6 Mr. Big: mr noodle on sesame street... im so weird
   7 Horror: spooky mansions
   Answer with only one word.
   1 You are a: cat
   2 You drink: soda
   3 Your first kiss: awkward
   4 Where are you: Bedroom
   5 You like: chocolate
   6 Hate is: evil
   7 Love is: happy
   8 You dream of: stuff
   9 You can’t spell: onomatopoia
   10 Your favourite colour is: rainbow
   Answer either yes or no. No “maybes” allowed.
   1 You like a boy/girl: yes
   2 You would kiss someone for $10: no
   3 You’re addicted to facebook: No
   4 You’re addicted to notes: No
   5 Pink looks nice on guys: no
   6 You can’t keep a secret: i can
   7 Do you have any siblings: Yes
   8 You know what an asterisk is: *****Yes*****
   9 You dye your hair: No
   Write the first thing each colour makes you think of.
   1 Red: cherry
   2 Green: Grass
   3 Teal: my sweatshirt
   4 Maroon: virginia tech
   5 Silver: hoop earrings
   6.Brown: my hair
   7 White: jellybeans, i hate the white ones :P
   8 Peachy: peaches duhh
   9.Yellow: sun
   10 Purple: grapes
   
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2. mel1027
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   May 8, 2012 3:21pm UTC
   At SWIM PRACTICE:
   me: HAHAHA i beat you,.. again.... in like every stroke ;)
   My guy friend: yeah well... my goggles fell off.
   Me: mhmm so did mine.
   Friend: you're not that much better than me.
   *We walk past his dad and he stops my friend"
   I overhear his dad say: That girl really kicked your butt.
   Me: heh heh heh. YESSSS!
   
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3. mel1027
   posted a quote
   May 6, 2012 4:49pm UTC
   Did You Know?
   The wedding ring goes on the ring finger because it is the only finger with a vein that connects to the
   heart
   format by sandrasaurus
   
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4. mel1027
   posted a quote
   May 1, 2012 4:24pm UTC
   Marry Me?
   A. Yes
   B. A
   C. B
   
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5. mel1027
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2012 10:56am UTC
   My Only Flaw:
   I'm wayyyy too Modest
   
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6. mel1027
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   February 14, 2012 7:33pm UTC
   Most girls: "I want to have a perfect summer love and then get married to them someday and have wonderful kids and grow old with my family <3"
   Me: "hmm lets see... I will be a scientist and find a solution for my lifetime goal: to become a cat. *meows really loudly*"
   Society: "This child is not ours."
   
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7. mel1027
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   February 14, 2012 4:57pm UTC
   No, I am NOT full of myself.
   . . . I'm too perfect for that.
   
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8. mel1027
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   February 12, 2012 4:56pm UTC
   I AM TOO FREAKING LAZY TO HOLD MY FREAKING CURSOR OVER THE FREAKING QUOTE.
   h a a z a a h h h ' s f o r m a t
   
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9. mel1027
   posted a quote
   February 7, 2012 9:17pm UTC
   ☀☀☀
   ∧ I hope the sun Shines,
   It's a beautiful day
   And Something Reminds You
   You Wish You Had Stayed.
   format
   
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10. mel1027
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    When we were in our youth,
    We had dreams that we could fly.
    Friends that weren't visible,
    And Love that Never died.
    And as We Grow Old,
    I feel the pain that we always knew the truth
    Love would Heal
    If we stayed true
    To the Dreams of our Youth.
    
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11. mel1027
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    February 5, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    How Girls Get Ready for Dances:
    LIPSTICK MAKEUP OMG MOM HELP omgomgomgomgomgomgomg DAAAAANCE BOIZ
    How Boys Get Ready for Dances:
    Check to make sure fly is zipped.
    
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12. mel1027
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    Sometimes I wish I was a Cat.
    I'd listen to everyone's problems
    Meow,
    and then go behind their backs telling the whole
    cat population this information and use it to take
    over the universe and make everything revolve
    around cats.
    This is what I think about in my free time.
    
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13. mel1027
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    WHAT WAS THE INTERNET LIKE BEFORE
    Google
    ?
    
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14. mel1027
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    January 5, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    Friendship is like Peeing in your pants
    Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth
    
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15. mel1027
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 9:54pm UTC
    So today...
    My best guy friend told me I was beautiful
    I texted him back saying:
    I think you're the first boy to ever call me beautiful.... Usually I'm just pretty....
    Him: You're beautiful, and anyone who thinks you are just pretty is blind. <3
    
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16. mel1027
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    November 13, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    ON Halloween:
    "HEY LOOK ITS A GUY DRESSED UP AS A UPS GUY!!"
    *sees UPS truck*
    "Oh wait...."
    True story :D
    
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17. mel1027
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 7:59pm UTC
    Format Credit: Sandrasaurus
    ♥
    One moment with you
    Is worth an age of
    dull and boring life
    ♥
    Last Kiss by Taylor Swift
    Format Credit: Sandrasaurus
    
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18. mel1027
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    That One Boy
    ♥Every Girl in the School has had a crush on at one point in their lives♥
    nmf.
    
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19. mel1027
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    boyfriend
    OMG I THINK I SMELL STEAK.
    me; I thought you were a vegetarian...?
    him: well yeah. BUT STILL!
    11.2.11♥
    
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20. mel1027
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 7:28pm UTC
    After 11/11/11 on 11:11
    There are gonna be a ton of quotes saying "I missed 11:11!!!
    
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