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July 26, 2012 1:30pm UTC

Parents and teachers don't think you can learn anything from listening to music...
KE$HA taught me how to spell DINOSAUR
Gwen Stefani taught me how to spell BANANAS
&&
Fergie taught me how to spell GLAMOROUS
which is how i get most of my school papers done..

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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🦋*
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July 29, 2012 1:30am UTC

There's nothing harder
than trying to kill that ONE stupid fly in your house...

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lilgirlsarah
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 11:27am UTC

& I have never actually
SEEN A YELLOW DUCK.

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becca95lx4
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October 29, 2010 4:20pm UTC

to players, we're hot.
to perverts, we're sexy.
to adults, we're cute.
to relatives, we're adorable.
to dumbasses, we're fine.
to each other, we're pretty.
to gentlemen, we're gorgeous.
to the right guys, we're beautiful.
but to ourselves,
w e ' r e u g l y a s f u u c k .

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ShelbyDarling
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 9:44pm UTC

every freaking time I have something amazing planned, I either ;
A.) break out in zits.
B.) get sick.
C.) get my period. or
D.) have a bad hair day.

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FadingSunset_x
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September 19, 2011 4:23pm UTC

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parody_of_a_smile
posted a quote
September 19, 2011 4:23pm UTC

I love when he texts me first(:
LOL JK.
He never texts me first.
Ever.

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humperdink13
posted a quote
September 19, 2011 4:23pm UTC

That horrible feeling when you want to text that one person more than anything,
But you know deep down that even if you did they would never answer.

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madalynmarie
posted a quote
September 19, 2011 4:18pm UTC

i wish i could see half the girls in my school
without make up.

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Rejected
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September 18, 2011 12:17pm UTC

I'd like to let you know;
I'm not a perfect girl. I make mistakes. I'm pretty indecisive.
I'll push you away at times. I'll ask you to stay with me.
I'll need you but I may not want to get a t t a c h e d to you.
I trip over everything. I spill stuff & I'm still freaked out by bugs.
I'm still pretty immature, &when I'm really happy, I get hyper.
I'm not easy, I take relationships slow, so don't get your hopes up.
I'm not flawless, nobody is, I don't always want to wear makeup.
Guess what? I don't always want to style my hair, sometimes I like it wavy.
I get a zit sometimes, I get emotional & I get annoyed pretty easily.
But underneath of all of that, I can make you one solid promise.
I know I'll love you and care for you better than anyone else.
nmq/nmf.

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Jewel
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September 18, 2011 12:17pm UTC

I hate that kid,
That reminds the teacher about homework.

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Chellsey
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September 5, 2011 10:21pm UTC

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riceeee
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August 10, 2011 9:42pm UTC

That awkward moment when
You rub your eye
And it makes a squishy sound...
&You're like wtf?!
Not my format*

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lilyxrocksxursox
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 9:42pm UTC

I remember the days when the only awkward moment was calling your teacher mom. ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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erikaajaguarr96
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 9:47pm UTC

Parents need to learn;
the more they tell their kids
not to do something,
the more they'll want to rebel. ♥

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hnm0509
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 9:47pm UTC

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you know your a 90s kid if...
you can sing the rap to
"the fresh prince of bell air"
.
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TopsyTurvy
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 9:48pm UTC

You are now breathing manaullyYou are now aware of the fact that your clothes are touching your skin and you can feel it.You are now aware that every time you swallow you hear a little crackle in your ears. You are now aware your nose is constantly in your peripheral vision.You are now aware of the fact your tongue is unable to find a comfortable place in your mouth.Fave if are now aware!

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xolaurrra
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August 10, 2011 9:50pm UTC

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