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  1. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    DEAR SIDEWALK,
    Please get wider...
    SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
    FEELING EXCLUDED.

  2. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2010 5:15pm UTC
    When I find out a guy likes me..
    A little part of me starts to like him back. Even if I had no feelings for him before.

  3. onemoreserenity52 onemoreserenity52
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2010 12:49am UTC
    when your girlfriend has
    TaylorSwift
    l y r i c s a s h e r s t a t u s ,
    you know >>you’re either doing
    [ something very right,] or
    something very wrong.

  4. JetsGirlXx18xX JetsGirlXx18xX
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    ♥ When I Told You I Was Sick
    you cried
    When I Got On The Plane To Have My Operation
    you didn't say good bye.
    I got lucky and got a donor heart
    But When I Came Home
    I Couldn't Find You
    Finally I asked your mom
    && She Said With Tears In Her Eyes
    "Where Do You Think You Got The Heart From ?"

  5. foreverxtogether foreverxtogether
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's kinda cute (':
    When girls get jealous
    World war III is about to start.

  7. BrokenSmile__ BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.

  8. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  9. Phoebe* Phoebe*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 8:07pm UTC
    Bully: You're asking for it , do you wanna mouth full of fist ?!
    Me: Do you want a butt full of foot ?!
    Bully: .....
    Dad: Sweetie , you're sister's going away , go say bye !
    Me: Pip pip doodly doo !
    Dad: .....
    Brother: I just got you 1D tickets !
    Me: HUG ME BROTHA !!!!!
    Brother: ....
    Mom: You didn't do the dishes like you told me ?!
    Me: Are you calling me a liar ?!
    Mom: Well I ain't calling you a truther !
    Me: ...this is why I love you.
    nmf/
    all mine♥

  10. ZebraaxLovee ZebraaxLovee
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:42am UTC
    IF YOU'RE A DIRECTIONER, WATCH THIS.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZeNqC8ABuI
    IM WARNING YOU THOUGH,
    THIS IS THE HARDEST IVE EVER CRIED..

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  11. ImOnOne95 ImOnOne95
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:43am UTC
    Can I Kiss You? (;

  12. Jen07676 Jen07676
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:43am UTC
    I want someone to love me for who I am. ❤

  13. l0se_y0urself_in_the_music l0se_y0urself_in_the_music
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:44am UTC
    The sad part is
    when you finally let someone have you, they stop doing what it took to get you.

  14. diamondgrl404 diamondgrl404
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:46am UTC
    You can’t spell
    A-W-E-S-O-M-E
    without
    ME

  15. MasterBroda MasterBroda
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:47am UTC
    I just...
    Woke up everyone in my house.
    I heard a soft pouding and scratching at the door and I thought someone was trying to break in.
    It was actually a really fat angry cat.
    ._.

  16. lolomg53 lolomg53
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    Snow White: Love
    Cinderella: Love
    Bell: Love
    Jasmine: Love
    Rapunzel: Love
    Alice: Cats

  17. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 8:39am UTC
    "What are your favourite childhood songs?"
    harry: blue suede shoes by elvis
    Zayn: bad by michael jackson
    Liam: those aren't childhood songs, mines Twinkle twinkle little star

    format credit to OneDirection

  18. kristagannon kristagannon
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    I wonder it the tag on clothes in China says,
    "Made around the Corner."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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