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  1. OhHoePlease OhHoePlease
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    If you see this, you're beautiful. <3 format by: OhHoePlease
    *snap*snap*snap*snap*
    *snap*
    *snap*
    *snap*
    *snap*snap*snap*snap*

  2. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 6:16pm UTC
    Apparently 1 in 3 people suffer from denial.
    Not me.

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    Every girl
    is going to love a guy
    who will never love her back
    and as she sits there crying because
    he will never want her,
    she doesn’t realize that across town,
    there’s a boy thinking of her.
    A boy who would give anything to see her smile,
    make her laugh or kiss her in the rain.
    A boy who would never make her cry
    because he doesn’t want to.
    But she will forever be chasing
    the boy who will never love her,
    instead of giving her heart
    to the one who deserves it

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    Do you ever think
    about how weird reading is?
    Our eyes are able to scan these different symbols
    and construct the scenarios and concepts,
    they describe in our mind
    and these concepts have the power to twist our emotions
    and make us cry and laugh.
    Wow reading is weird

  5. ilovemustaches830 ilovemustaches830
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    oooooooooooooooooooo
    oooooooooooooooooooo
    THINGS TO DO WHEN
    YOU'RE SAD:
    WEAR BIG SWEATERS
    FIND HAPPY INSPIRING QUOTES
    SLEEP WITH LIKE 50 BLANKETS
    PAINT THE TEARS AWAY
    LET YOUR TEARS OUT
    DECORATE YOUR ROOM
    MAKE PAPER CRANES
    DRINK TEA/COFFEE
    CLEAN YOUR ROOM
    GO FOR A WALK
    TAKE PICTURES
    FIND RECIPES
    BAKE APPLE PIE
    GO TO STABUCKS
    GO TO THE LIBRARY
    LISTEN TO HAPPY MUSIC
    oooooooooooooooooooo
    oooooooooooooooooooo

  6. colorfuldarkness colorfuldarkness
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    *Lunch Time Quotes*
    true story
    Friend 1: Hey! stop staring at her, you'll make her ulgly!
    Friend 2: You can't transfer your uglyness to a person, silly.
    Me: yes you can, my mother did it to me.
    Everyone: lol


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    So let’s say that theoretically
    I really like you,
    and theoretically even though it sounds
    moronically cliche and overused,
    you give me butterflies
    and just for kicks, lets add that all in theory of course
    you may be one of the most wonderful people
    I have ever met,
    and hypothetically…
    my heart beats ten times faster when I see you.
    Do you think that you would supposedly
    and in the most theoretical sense
    feel the same way?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    i make weird faces in photos because
    it's better to look ugly on purpose.

  12. MyMindBook MyMindBook
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    I'm the girl who always has her phone in her hand,
    Headphones in her ears,
    and that one special guy on her mind.

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 2:43pm UTC
    hey taylor, if you knew he was trouble
    when he walked in, why did you date him then?

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    the episode where spongebob goes around
    asking people if he's ugly and they all run away is basically an 11 minute description of my life.

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    I want a boy
    who would shove ice cream in my face.
    Who will wrestle with me.
    Who shows me off to his friends.
    Who treats me with respect.
    Who will call me at 4 in the morning
    and tell me he can’t stop thinking about me.
    Who sings to me; even if he can’t.
    Who could break my heart,
    but wouldn’t even dream of it.

  16. BlondieBooJayy BlondieBooJayy
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    Mocking people
    in a voice they don't even have

  17. _Mrs_Horan_ _Mrs_Horan_
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 10:26pm UTC
    The fastest way to mess up someone's Knock Knock joke
    "It's open"

  18. Belma_ Belma_
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    Imagine a library filled with every book in the world, none of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one you are instantly transported to the world within the book. You get to live in the story as any character for as long as you like.
    And when you come out of the story, almost no time has passed in the real world.

  19. Jaymay Jaymay
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 5:44pm UTC
    Somewhere Behind The Athlete You've Become
    And The Hours Of Practice
    And The Coaches Who Have Pushed You
    Is A Little Girl Who Fell In Love With The Game And Never Looked Back...
    Play For Her

  20. IJustNeedLovee IJustNeedLovee
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 9:22am UTC
    Me: *stomach rumbles*
    Mum:
    Me:
    Mum: Are you hungry?
    Me: Nooo, my stomach is just on virate. *sarcams*
    Mum:
    Me:
    Mum:
    Me:
    Mum: For that, you can get your own food.

:)

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