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  1. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2014 7:18pm UTC
    The hardest things about a new friendship is trying to find out the boundary for jokes.

  2. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2014 10:25pm UTC
    seven days without a pun makes one weak


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  4. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 9:33pm UTC
    I used to think I set a fire in your eyes,
    but I've learned that was just a reflection of the one you set in mine.

  5. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2014 8:39pm UTC
    The human brain is amazing.
    It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born,
    and only stops when we take an exam or fall in love.

  6. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2014 5:26pm UTC
    I believe books hold the keys to really truly living.I love to read, anything and everything.To slip away into a different reality,One where I can be the spectator or read myself into the pages.I've been so many places and lived so many lives,I've seen the world from every angle and point of view.I've been Traveling through time, Mastering magic, Fighting monsters, Befriending mythical creatures, Being the hero of everyday life, Fighting society, Overthrowing corrupt governments, Battling diseases, Vanquishing inner demons, Falling in love during impossible situations with impossible people, Facing the struggles of everyday life, Being a teenager, Dealing with discrimination, Doing things in the name of love, Exploring far off places, Solving mysteries, Watching grisly horror scenes play out,Leading underground societies,Playing the mad scientist and so much more. People say it's impossible, to have done all these things.I just smile, pointing to my overflowing bookshelves and say,"If you are really quite, you can sometimes hear them whispering their stories, just waiting to be read."   

  7. DJ* DJ*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 1:31am UTC
    "Never be afraid to try something new in life, let go of the
    old and start with all the new and exciting things in life."
    ~derekajames

  8. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 12:36pm UTC
    Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines
    he wrote a poem
    And he called it "Chops"
    because that was the name of his dog
    And that's what it was all about
    And his teacher gave him an A and a gold star
    And his mother hung it on the kitchen door
    and read it to his aunts
    That was the year Father Tracy took all the kids to the zoo
    And he let them sing on the bus
    And his little sister was born with tiny toenails and no hair
    And his mother and father kissed a lot
    And the girl around the corner sent him a Valentine signed with a row of X's
    and he had to ask his father what the X's meant
    And his father always tucked him in bed at night
    And was always there to do it
    Once on a piece of white paper with blue lines
    he wrote a poem
    And he called it "Autumn"
    because that was the name of the season
    And that's what it was all about
    And his teacher gave him an A and asked him to write more clearly
    And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door because of its new paint
    And the kids told him that Father Tracy smoked cigars
    And left butts on the pews
    And sometimes they would burn holes
    That was the year his sister got glasses with thick lenses and black frames
    And the girl around the corner laughed when he asked her to go see Santa Claus
    And the kids told him why his mother and father kissed a lot
    And his father never tucked him in bed at night
    And his father got mad when he cried for him to do it.
    Once on a paper torn from his notebook he wrote a poem
    And he called it "Innocence: A Question"
    because that was the question about his girl
    And that's what it was all about
    And his professor gave him an A and a strange steady look
    And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
    because he never showed her
    That was the year that Father Tracy died
    And he forgot how the end of the Apostle's Creed went
    And he caught his sister making out on the back porch
    And his mother and father never kissed or even talked
    And the girl around the corner wore too much makeup
    That made him cough when he kissed her but he kissed her anyway
    because that was the thing to do
    And at three a.m.
    he tucked himself into bed his father snoring soundly
    That's why on the back of a brown paper bag he tried another poem
    And he called it "Absolutely Nothing"
    Because that's what it was really all about
    And he gave himself an A and a slash on each damned wrist
    And he hung it on the bathroom door
    because this time he didn't think he could reach the kitchen. -The Perks of Being a Wallflower

  9. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 2:27pm UTC
    “To live is the rarest thing in the world.
    Most people exist, that is all.” ― Oscar Wilde

  10. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2014 8:36pm UTC
    Even if you tell me to go to hell, I am stuck here. Satan took out a restraining order against me.

  11. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 10:34am UTC
    And
    you were just
    like the moon,
    so lonely, so
    full of imper-
    fections, but
    just like the
    moon, you shined
    in times of dark-
    ness

  12. Smiley128 Smiley128
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 9:29pm UTC
    I always feel like im bothering you. You tell me im not. But either way. I cant get myself to come talk to you for that reason.

  13. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2014 3:17pm UTC
    I wanna live
    not just survive

  14. Smiley128 Smiley128
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2014 11:04pm UTC
    I dont wanna avoid you but i want you to realize you need me as much as i need you.

  15. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 8:01pm UTC
    If a writer falls
    in love with you, YOU CAN NEVER DIE. ♥


  16. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  17. Smiley128 Smiley128
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 8:45pm UTC
    I have 96 thoughts going through my head, and 83 of them are negative and control my every move.

  18. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 8:45pm UTC
    Never leave someone alone
    Because then they start thinking about everything
    Unless
    They have earbuds in
    Then you better leave that person alone

  19. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 5:57am UTC
    Format Credit: Sandrasaurus
    Cinderella walked on broken glass
    Aurora let a whole lifetime pass
    Belle fell in love with a hideous beast
    Jasmine married a common thief
    Ariel walked on land for love and life
    Snow White barely escaped the knife
    Rapunzel had to find a new dream
    Tiana kissed her prince and turned green
    Mulan left to be a man
    Pocahontas stayed to save her land
    It's all about the smiles and tears;
    Because love means facing
    your biggest fears
    Format Credit: Sandrasaurus

  20. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2014 8:34pm UTC
    I hope time can
    be a healer, i hope time can be a friend,
    STILL I'M A
    strong believer some day
    i'll see you again.

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