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Member Since: 12 May 2012 04:18pm

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megannnn7
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 6:37pm UTC

Person: "I love when my boyfriend tells me he loves me."
Me: "I love when my microwave tells me my food is ready."

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megannnn7
posted a quote
October 23, 2012 9:42pm UTC

KEEP
CALM
and
LOVE
THE JANOSKIANS
♥

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megannnn7
posted a quote
October 23, 2012 9:35pm UTC

I USED TO BE SOCIALLY AWKWARD...
I still am, but I used to be too

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megannnn7
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 9:46pm UTC

Remember that guy that gave up?ReRRRRRR
Neither does anyone else.
.

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megannnn7
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June 10, 2012 8:33pm UTC

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Agreeing to whatever
someone is saying just to
make them stop talking
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megannnn7
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 8:29pm UTC

Raisin cookies that look
like chocolate chip cookies
are the main reason why
I have trust issues

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megannnn7
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 8:25pm UTC

a friend will calm you down
when you are angry,
but a best friend will skip beside
you with a baseball bat singing
"someone's gonna get it!"

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megannnn7
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 4:14pm UTC

Once you hate someone,
everything they do is offensive.
Look at that b****, eating those f***ing crackers like she owns the place!

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megannnn7
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 4:14pm UTC

me: you ask!
friend: no you ask!
me: please just ask?
friend: why can't you?
me: fine...excuse me, can we have some ketchup?
format (c): formatsforfree.weelby.com

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megannnn7
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 4:09pm UTC

teacher: I will give you 5 minutes to try solving this by yourself then I'll do it on the board
students: NICE. We get a a 5 minute break

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megannnn7
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 7:55pm UTC

Dude I wasn't that drunk!
Dude you gave a midget a mushroom sayin GROW MARIO, GROW!
MeeAndYoouFormats♥

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megannnn7
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 5:49pm UTC

I don't hate you, I just hope your next period happens ina shark tank.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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megannnn7
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May 14, 2012 5:45pm UTC

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megannnn7
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 7:28pm UTC

I don't get why we feel
safe under blankets...
it's not like the murderer
is gonnna come in and say
"I'm gonna ki-oh dang,
she's under the blanket!"
I
format: sk8ter_gurl_17

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megannnn7
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 2:19pm UTC

writing the wrong date on your homework, so it looks like you did it on time.

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megannnn7
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 2:15pm UTC

you text him, he dosent text back. obviously he was so excited that you texted him, that he fainted.
obviously.

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megannnn7
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 6:58pm UTC

Right before I die Im gonna say "I left a million dollars in the..."

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