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megan101mae

1. megan101mae
   posted a quote
   January 17, 2012 3:19pm UTC
   Swag By Definition
   Swagger: Stylish, Has Style, Unique Look.
   therefore any one can have swag
   
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2. megan101mae
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 3:01pm UTC
   we didnt creep, get it right you cant really creep on witty. we checked out your quotes
   
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3. megan101mae
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 2:51pm UTC
   So I love eatin ham.
   
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4. megan101mae
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2011 7:37pm UTC
   SH*t Stop sign, F**k that!
   Pedestian walk infront of me just try, okay f*ck you!
   F*ckin bag of d**ks, use your F**king turn signal! worst day in the passengers seat ever,
   Gosh I'm gonna have the worst raod rage once I can drive.
   
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5. megan101mae
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2011 5:48pm UTC
   All of the lights...
   Cop lights, flash lights, spot lights,
   strobe lights, street lights
   All of the lights,all the
   lights...
   Fast life, drug life thug life,
   Roc life every night.
   All of the lights.
   
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6. megan101mae
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2011 5:27pm UTC
   I came to win,
   to fight,to concour,
   to thrive,to survive,,
   to prosper,to rise,
   to fly.
   
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7. megan101mae
   posted a quote
   November 14, 2011 10:30pm UTC
   Who is ready for christmas, I am and my plans are to play Justin Biebers Christmas album all day, drink hot chocholate outside in the cold, and bake cookies with hersey kisses in them. <3 thats Christmas.
   
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8. megan101mae
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2011 7:58pm UTC
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9. megan101mae
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2011 10:07am UTC
   Because of tanning beds, 10,000 yeas from now archeologists are going to think that we used to fry people as punishment,
   & The Jersey Shore was were we buried them.
   
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10. megan101mae
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 9:50am UTC
    A million dollar idea:
    Chocolate Nerds called Urklels.
    
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11. megan101mae
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 9:37am UTC
    Kissing a girl on her forehead is care, on the cheek is respect, on her lips is love, but kissing her in front of her boyfriend is GUTS! <3
    
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12. megan101mae
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 9:29am UTC
    If the cup is only half full,
    I suggest buying a smaller bra.
    
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13. megan101mae
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 8:52am UTC
    The best thing about this quote is that by the time you've finished reading it you realize that there is absolutely no point to it.
    
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14. megan101mae
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2011 8:44am UTC
    I don't need to flirt,
    I will seduce you with my awkwardness.
    
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15. megan101mae
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    As if my life wasn't complete already? :) <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 (each heart stands for someone I love.)
    
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16. megan101mae
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 2:55am UTC
    Let it rain ! open the flood gates of heaven
    let it rain
    
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17. megan101mae
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 11:54pm UTC
    Okay, I need new friends. Badly</3
    
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18. megan101mae
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 3:32am UTC
    Where there is love,
    there are always wishes <3
    
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19. megan101mae
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    type hereEvery night I wished...
    at 11:11
    that he would be mine,
    and last night it came true!<3
    this really happened ! nmf
    
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20. megan101mae
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    July 21, 2011 3:34am UTC
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