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  1. EmmaleeeGrace EmmaleeeGrace
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 4:15am UTC
    dear pinocchio,
    so I just lie?
    sincerely, voldemort.

  2. piggilicious piggilicious
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 11:14pm UTC
    There's plenty of fish in the sea
    •••• I just suck at fishing ••••

  3. lOvE802 lOvE802
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 11:14pm UTC
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    Stomping your feet on the steps when you mad to annoy everyone..
    anyone else?
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  4. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 11:00am UTC
    Witty, please read.
    I'm asking for prayers. My aunt just found out she was pregnant just a couple days ago. She has one child right now, but she was born four months early and came out weighing only two pounds. She had to have an oxygen tube so she could breath, and she had to have a feeding tube down in her stomach because she was so tiny she couldn't drink milk. Her dad's ring could fit around her whole wrist, and my family was so scared that she wasn't going to make it. But God was there helping us through the way making sure that she made it. All I ask is that you pray for the next baby to become as healthy as the first one. Just keep the mom and baby in your prayers, please you don't know how scared my family and I are about this and all we need is prayers, we know God will give us this merical if you could pray for both of them ♥

  5. mileyamelia43 mileyamelia43
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 11:52am UTC
    Those messages you can just stare at,
    And they'll make you smile <3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. NMQuotesNMFormat NMQuotesNMFormat
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 12:11am UTC
    I typed in "what happens...." for each of these & I got...
    Yahoo:what happens in vegas?
    Ask:what happens in 2012?
    Bing: what happens when you die?
    And...
    Google: what happens if you snort weed?
    Google wins again ♥

  8. need_you_nowx3 need_you_nowx3 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 10:16pm UTC
    I have watched CSI, NCIS, Law and Order, Lie To Me, Criminal Minds and Unusual Suspects. I can kill you 18 ways with a paperclip and not leave forensic evidence.

  9. LiveLuvLarffxox LiveLuvLarffxox
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 10:16pm UTC
    Dear Edward ,
    You never grow up, and you sneak into girls rooms when they're sleeping
    How original...
    Scincerely, Peter Pan

  10. xxsingmeastory xxsingmeastory
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 10:17pm UTC
    MEPHOBIA: a fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies. ;D

  11. JadenandQuinnlolz JadenandQuinnlolz
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 10:17pm UTC
    can Geico really
    save you 15% or
    more on car insurance?
    Is Sealena Gomez dating a girl?

  12. PerfectLies PerfectLies
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2011 11:41am UTC
    Perfect Lies
    Chapter One
    “Let’s GO, Ashlyn!” Mom yelled from the bottom of the stairs
    “I’m coming!” I yell back, looking at myself in the mirror one last time. I grabbed my purse of my door handle and stomp down the stairs in my new gladiators.
    “It’s about time. We’re only going to the mall.” Mom said.
    “Yeah, only the mall we can’t be late for anything,” I replied with a grin.
    “Oh, shut up and get in the car.” Mom replied happily.
    ****************************************
    I remember when mom was like that. Nice, young, pretty. Nothing could stop her. When her and dad spit up, things got bad. She drank a lot and once she started, she never stopped. During the divorce trail Dad got full custody of me. Life was good again and I never thought about going back to Mom ever. Until Dad got a letter from work. They requested that he moved to France or lose his job. At first I was so excited, I get to move to France!
    “Honey, I need to talk to you.” Dad said sadly.
    “Yeah?” I ask wondering what was wrong.
    “Well, you see, with me working there I wouldn’t be home very often and I don’t want you to be alone there all the time. So, you can’t come with me. I’m so sorry baby but you just can’t come with me.”
    “But can’t you just quit your job?” I ask, close the tears.
    “With the economy I can’t afford to lose this job, that last thing I want to do is leave you but I have no choice.”
    “Dad, I can go! I don’t mind being alone!” I plead, tears streaming down my cheeks.
    “No honey, I can’t do that to you.”
    “Wait, where will I go?”
    “Everyone else is too far away for you to go, I want you to stay in school here so…”
    “So what?”
    “You’re going to stay at your mothers.”
    Sorry for not writing for so long! :(
    I didn't want to continue The One That Got Away because where I ended it, it fit(:
    Fave/ Comment/Follow(:

  13. Laureeeen Laureeeen
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 12:45am UTC
    For every girl with a broken heart,
    there's a boy with a glue gun. ♥
    Not Mine
    Format Credit: jssx623

  14. mybeardiscrazydelicious mybeardiscrazydelicious
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 12:46am UTC
    If you say 'gullible'
    really slowly, it sounds like 'oranges'

  15. Gab_Gab13 Gab_Gab13
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 12:46am UTC
    ♥♥♥
    & I want
    to be the
    one,
    that makes the player....
    quit the game
    ♥♥♥

  16. jessxsmile jessxsmile
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2011 12:46am UTC
    What hurts the most,
    is being so close ,
    and having so much to say
    and watching you walk away.

  17. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    When someone says "you two should go out"

  18. HerEyesHerEyes HerEyesHerEyes
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    dear music;
    You are all I have now. ♥

  19. xohales101xo xohales101xo
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 3:20pm UTC
    waking up this morning.

  20. vb_grl_98 vb_grl_98
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 10:10am UTC
    i i i
    love it when
    you know the answer
    but get laughed at for saying it totally wrong
    n m
    **Wittygirl2010 FOREVER!

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