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hello friends.
my name is mary.
soccer.softball.basketball.
bestfriends<3
hannah
sydney
maura
emily
:)

maryxo2010
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 12:03am UTC

Advice #1:
never let any guy take advantage of you. if he flirts with other girls,
you tell him whos boss.

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maryxo2010
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 11:55pm UTC

For every fave i get,
i'll give advice.
nmf

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maryxo2010
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 5:16pm UTC

My crush<3
Say your crushes name six times.
Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.
Decide what's more important, love, or 10 million dollars.
Now make one last wish, the love, or the money.
Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "My Crush"
And you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush!

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maryxo2010
posted a quote
August 29, 2011 11:37pm UTC

that awkward moment when,
you have to pee really bad,
but you can't because your at a place with no bathroom. TH
Format by Sandrasaurus

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maryxo2010
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 10:21pm UTC

Honestley,
everyone just needs to stop strssin about this hurricane.
it'll be okay.

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maryxo2010
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 2:44pm UTC

*****
Lady Gaga is crazy,
but i love her
<3
nmf
*****
Format by Sandrasaurus ~ she rocks! ;D

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maryxo2010
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August 27, 2011 2:37pm UTC

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maryxo2010
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August 27, 2011 2:14pm UTC

OhA computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
HoLy CrAp.
its raining.
HARD CORE.

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maryxo2010
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 2:02pm UTC

So Does Anyone Wanna be my Best Witty Friend?(:
comment!
nmf

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maryxo2010
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 1:55pm UTC

-----------♥-----------
That awkward moment when,
your getting a pedicure,
and their scrubbing your feet,
&
you cant stop laughing
-----------♥-----------

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August 25, 2011 5:02pm UTC

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maryxo2010
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 3:43pm UTC

That moment when you walk by a hot guy and are thinking to yourself:
oh damn.
helloooo sexxxyyyy. (;
♥
nmf

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maryxo2010
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 3:39pm UTC

i am not the kind of girl,
who should be rudley barging in on a white vail occasion
but you are not the kind of boy,
who should be marrying the wrong girl
♥
nmf/nmq

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maryxo2010
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 9:36am UTC

is it just me? ,or is
Taylor Swift
Like a flippen saint.
♥
nmf

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maryxo2010
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 11:07am UTC

So I used to think you
took my breath away.
but then i realized,
i was being suffocated
by your
bullcrap
♥

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maryxo2010
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 10:39pm UTC

karmas a bitchh(: lol loveeyouuu<3\
Did it hurt?
did what hurt?
when you fell from heaven
awwwh <3
cause your face is really f**ked up.

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maryxo2010
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 2:21pm UTC

say "in my pants"
after everything you say.
watch what happens<3
nmf