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  1. maraxoxo21 maraxoxo21
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 10:13pm UTC
    Last weekend, my friend tried to cook dinner for us.
    She ended up burning the salad.
    ♥♥♥

  2. maraxoxo21 maraxoxo21
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2011 7:01pm UTC
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    You know your in lovewhen you can play with eachothers facesWITHOUT ASKING♥------------------------*nmf

  3. maraxoxo21 maraxoxo21
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 9:54pm UTC
    "Who's going?"
    "What are you going do?"
    "Who's taking you home?"
    "Mom shut the hell up, if I knew I would tell you".
    nmf

  4. maraxoxo21 maraxoxo21
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 10:33pm UTC
    Heres a deodorant called axe.
    Spray it under your arms and across your chest,
    to stay fresh all day!
    I KNOW YOU 'RE NOT TOUCHING MY MANNIEQUIN!
    nmf

  5. maraxoxo21 maraxoxo21
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 10:22pm UTC
    JERSEY SHORE QUOTE
    Pauly:Good morning Vincent. Good morning Vincents beard. Did you both sleep well?♥ ♥ ♥

  6. maraxoxo21 maraxoxo21
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 10:00pm UTC
    &you 've dug a hole in my heart
    and i'm spending my whole life
    trying to get it back.
    yeah.
    thanks.
    nmf

  7. maraxoxo21 maraxoxo21
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    JERSEY SHORE QUOTE
    • Snooki : I love Rome… I mean Italy.
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    NMF

  8. maraxoxo21 maraxoxo21
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 9:52pm UTC
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  9. maraxoxo21 maraxoxo21
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 9:37pm UTC
    JERSEY SHORE QUOTE
    •Guys with the blow-outs and the fake tans, and guys that wear lip-gloss and makeup, those aren't guidos, those are retards."- Vinny
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    NMF

  10. maraxoxo21 maraxoxo21
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 9:25pm UTC
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    Whoever created 'Copy and Paste'
    saved a lot of people,
    a lot of time.♥

  11. maraxoxo21 maraxoxo21
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 12:13am UTC
    Dear Facebook,
    How many times do you need to change the chat box?
    Sincerely, annoyed people
    nmf

  12. maraxoxo21 maraxoxo21
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 11:56pm UTC
    I love how I spill my heart out to you
    and you replywith"oh".
    ♥♥♥
    nmf

  13. maraxoxo21 maraxoxo21
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 12:41pm UTC
    Today I was at target
    and I saw a boy about my age giving his little sister a piggyback ride. The girl was laughing because she was having so much fun and the boy said 'okay Sandra you wanna go to the little girl section and look at clothes?' The little girls face lit up, and she said 'YES! mommy can we go please?' Their mom said it was fine but be back in 10 minutes. So the little girl and the boy raced to the little girl section.
    This gives me hope.

  14. maraxoxo21 maraxoxo21
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 11:42pm UTC
    Today I just learned that there's a professional pillow fight league
    I know what I'm being when I'm older.♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. maraxoxo21 maraxoxo21
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    Dear men in speedosNO.♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. maraxoxo21 maraxoxo21
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 12:39pm UTC
    You're annoying.
    Go run across the street. in traffic

  17. maraxoxo21 maraxoxo21
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 12:05pm UTC
    Long but worth the read...
    Yesterday I was watching t.v when I get a call from a restricted number. I answered it and it was my boyfriends ex girlfriend. She was crying over the phone and she was saying that my boyfriend cheated on me with her. I hung up the phone after I heard that. I was furious. I threw everything I could find against the wall. My older brother tried to calm me down but it didn't work at all. He wanted to know what was wrong and finally I told him. He gave me the biggest hug and I cried on his shoulder. After I calmed down I called my boyfriend. I asked him if it was true and he said yes. I said we're over and slammed the phone shut. We were together for a year and a half! I never though he would do that! I'm still crying over it.
    If you read this whole thing I love you. I need someone to talk to.

  18. maraxoxo21 maraxoxo21
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 12:33pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    New Boyz: Girl you look better with the lights off.
    Girl: Are you saying im ugly with the lights on.?
    New Boyz: I told you not to take it in the wrong way.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. maraxoxo21 maraxoxo21
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 11:30am UTC
    Fake people are like pennies,
    two-faced and worthless.

  20. maraxoxo21 maraxoxo21
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 11:17am UTC
    Being single doesn't necessarily mean you're available. Sometimes you have to put up a sign that says, "Do Not Disturb" on your heart.
    -Wiz Khalifa•

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