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  1. mankeyman19 mankeyman19
    posted a quote
     February 22, 2012 10:19pm UTC
    It's your status update not a diary!!!
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     February 22, 2012 10:15pm UTC
    The best feeling in the world is when you make your girlfriend/crush laugh.
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     February 22, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    The saddest quote ever is by one of the most funny people ever
    "I love walking in the rain cause no one can see me crying"
    -Rowan Atkinson
    a.k.a Mr. Bean
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     February 22, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    The Beatles
    'nuf said
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     February 22, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    When you wish upon a star
    You're a few million light years late
    That star is dead
    Just like your dreams
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    posted a quote
     February 22, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    No matter what you are, no matter what you look like, remember that their is someone, somewhere, wh is afraid you are out of their league.
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     February 22, 2012 9:51pm UTC
    If you make a camp to help kids with adhd pay attention
    Is it a concentration camp?
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     February 15, 2012 4:40pm UTC
    If you say "people either love me or hate me" it's a pretty safe bet that most of them hate you.
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     February 15, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    Before you talk, listen. Before you react, think. Before you criticize, pause. Before you give up, try again.
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     February 5, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    Think of a number. Now double it. Add thirteen. Divide by four. Aaand, I don't know where I'm going with this. Sorry.
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  11. mankeyman19 mankeyman19
    posted a quote
     February 4, 2012 2:30pm UTC
    God made each and every person different...
    He got tired by the time he got to China.
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     February 4, 2012 2:25pm UTC
    Whenever I see a baby with a bib on, I think "those fools put his cape on backwards"
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     February 4, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    Something you never want to say to a girl; "You remind me of my Chinese friend, Ug Lee."
    (It's not a very good pick-up line)
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     February 4, 2012 2:19pm UTC
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     February 4, 2012 2:13pm UTC
    Don’t you love it when people use overly fancy fonts for normal messages
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     February 4, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    Canadian CSI:
    Inspector 1- It's a boot.
    Inspector 2- Aboot what?
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     February 4, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    I love it how in scary movies the victim always yells out, "Hello?"
    As if the murderer will yell, "Hey I"m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
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     February 4, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    Yesterday, I lost a game of Call of Duty, and I was angry at myself.
    So now, after a lot of thinking, I have decided to leave myself out of my will.
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     January 6, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    My gf's ex-boyfriend was a bad, mean, infamous guy.
    When he broke up with her, she asked him why he was breaking up with her. He actually gave her a list of reasons that he broke up with her. Is it just me or is that a complete A-hole move. please comment yes or no so i can tell him that people don't like that behavior.
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     January 4, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    Give a request for what kind of story i should write
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