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  1. smarties101 smarties101
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 6:56pm UTC
    If you keep a goldfish in a dark room it will eventually turn white

  2. amberlylovesdinosaurs amberlylovesdinosaurs
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 6:26am UTC
    It doesn't matter how you look or
    what shape you are
    every girl is beautiful
    - Harry Styles♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  4. chloeForever1688 chloeForever1688
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    An average person tells a lie 4 times a day or 1460 times a year; a total of 87600 times by the age of 60. And the most common lie is I'm fine.

  5. michelle1223 michelle1223
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 10:26pm UTC
    Taylor Swift sings what every girl wants to say
    One Direction sings what every girl wants to hear<3

  6. skyrochelle skyrochelle
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    he was a boy;
    she was a girl,
    can i make it any more obvious?


  7. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. ThatOneGirlNamedEmily ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    teenage years expectations:
    staying out late, partying, boyfriends, first kisses, first love, popular, perfect hair, perfect body, have a ton of friends, laughing so much your stomach hurts, bikinis, tan, no insecurities, good grades.
    teenage years reality:
    feeling alone, insecurities, having nobody, no guys, no kisses, socially awkward, tests are hard, crying, big sweatshirts, bad grades, no boyfriends.

  9. bubblesneo331 bubblesneo331
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    We a l l d o i t . . .
    We all fall in love
    w i t h o u r
    best guy friend
    nmf

  10. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    Boys Who #27
    insist that they won the "I love you more" fights.

    make my day and follow/comment me? thanksss ~~~ sockmonkey317

  11. Savannahh Savannahh
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    Me and him?
    ..just friends.

  12. bizzlebelles bizzlebelles
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    one day
    your life will flash
    before your eyes.
    make sure
    it's worth watching.♥

  13. Shangarooxoxo Shangarooxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    Niall; "Harry is the youngest
    but everyone always thinks its me."
    Louis; "Thats because you're cute, and Harry's a pervert."

  14. Phoenix4life Phoenix4life
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    PLEASE READ THIS
    so ive been dating this girl for a while and i am in love with her
    i found 5 cuts on her wrist we talked about it a little but not much
    she says that she knows that i care but im one person and thats not enough
    so fav this qoute so i can show her that people do care
    maybe that way she will see what i do and decide to live

  15. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    "Sometimes, the girls hug all the boys except me,
    And I just smile, but it hurts."
    -Niall Horan

  16. FullofWit FullofWit
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    The Husband Games
    putting every Directioner in an arena and fight till death until 5 girls remain for each of the boys

  17. BeYourself1311 BeYourself1311
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    format by; idance
    regular marriage and gay marriage
    are like bikini tops and bras,
    the exact same thing, except only one is allowed in public.
    n m q

  18. delirant delirant
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Popular Girl
    I wish I had a special boy, but none of them like me:(
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Every Single Guy OH MY GOSH DATE ME! YOU ARE SO HOT!
    29 minutes ago · Like
    Every Single Girl Omg girl, shutup. You dont need a guy. Your so gorgeous!
    27 minutes ago ' like
    Me
    I wish I had a special boy, no boys like me.
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    My Dad You have me!:D
    29 minutes ago · Like

  19. Amzybabe98 Amzybabe98
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    Status; Single
    Heart; Taken

  20. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 12:56pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    Monday must be male.
    It always comes too fast.

:)

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