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yourcool
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November 9, 2012 4:45pm UTC

to my future childern;
if you say "swag" i'm taking your iphone 27 away.

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kenzie_98
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October 23, 2012 6:40pm UTC

That awkward moment
when you're looking at his Facebook and you like something from 2010
-_-

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kenzie_98
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October 24, 2012 5:55pm UTC

He asked me out today♥
lol, jk i saw him from 20 feet away

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kenzie_98
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October 27, 2012 11:39am UTC

So my friend told me he was rolling around on the ground and hiding under pretending to be an army guy...
She says our weirdness goes perfectly together

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kenzie_98
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October 27, 2012 12:52pm UTC

I'm falling for your eyes
But they don't know me yet

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kenzie_98
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October 28, 2012 1:52pm UTC

Halloween:
The only time it's acceptable to take candy from strangers

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kenzie_98
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October 28, 2012 1:58pm UTC

I'm not saying I'm Batman or anything,
it's just,
no one has ever seen us in the same room
NMQ

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kenzie_98
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October 28, 2012 2:15pm UTC

The only reason i smile is
because you don't deserve the satisfaction of seeing me sad

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kenzie_98
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October 28, 2012 7:04pm UTC

You don't even know how much your on my mind.

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kenzie_98
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October 29, 2012 11:13am UTC

It hurts more to not love someone who loves you than love someone who doesn't love you

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kenzie_98
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October 29, 2012 1:37pm UTC

I know you will never have the least amout of feelings for me but i cant get over you

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kenzie_98
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November 2, 2012 4:36pm UTC

if only...♥

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swimswim98
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June 19, 2012 5:30pm UTC

Age 5: Wahhh! I can't go on the ride yet!
Age 6: Yes! I love this kiddie ride!
Age 7: Yeah!! Still fun
Age 8: it's ok......I guess I'll go
Age 9: Im too old for this
Age 10: Im way too old for this
Age 11: No freaking way. thats for babies.
Age 12: no. just no....
Age 13: HELL YESS!!!!!! LETS GOOOO!!!

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sing4themoment
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June 19, 2012 5:30pm UTC

When you hear your fave song on the radio you get more excited
than when you hear it on your iPod

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DarkCatzy101
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June 19, 2012 7:09pm UTC

One day a little girl
went up to her teacher.
Girl: I have a question...
Teacher: yes?
Girl: Can my mommy get pregnant?
Teacher: How old is she?
Girl: 39
Teacher: Yes your mommy can get pregnant.
Girl: Can my sister get pregnant?
Teacher: How old is you sister?
Girl: 19
Teacher: Yes your sister can get pregnant.
Girl: Can I get pregnant?
Teacher: How old are you?
Girl: 7
Teacher: No you can not get pregnant.
**Little boy walks up behind the girl**
Boy: See i told you we had
nothing to worry about.
nmq

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