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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 6:23pm UTC

You don't know crappy towns
until you come to mine

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 3:38pm UTC

Person: I wasn't that drunk!
Me: Your blood-alcohol level was well over the legal driving limit

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ilovedance143
posted a quote
October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC

Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

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katberndt1
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 1:44pm UTC

Me after running for thirty seconds: I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing

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WhisperInTheDark
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 12:07am UTC

When my Grandparents were asked, how they managed to stay together for sixty-five years, my granny replied, 'We were born in a time where if something broke, you fixed it; not throw it away.' ♥

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GillyHicks
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 8:17pm UTC

Does anyone else
GET SCARED WHEN A TEXT READS
"Can I ask you a question?"

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favs
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 5:46pm UTC

the biggest lie we tell ourselves is
"i don't need to write that down, i'll remember it"

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sammy*
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 11:14am UTC

That sick feeling,
in your stomach,
when you're told
something,
→ you didn't want to hear.
Format by Yayrey

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MaddyWaddy
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 1:14pm UTC

Coco from Zoey 101
wanted to die all the time, but she overcame that and so can you.

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oursong
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 9:06pm UTC

Format by Liliblackheart
just another skipped meal,
another lie told,
another calorie burned,
and another lost soul.
Format by Liliblackheart
Don't you dare to delete the credit

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BiRdGiRl
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 1:36pm UTC

"i'm going to bed"
really means:
"im going to lie in bed and look at my phone"

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 5:27pm UTC

You were so cute,
until you texted me with your hideous grammar.
MeeAndYoouFormats♥

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whenicall
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 2:19pm UTC

SHOUT OUT TO THE KID WHO WHISPERS THE ANSWER TO YOU WHEN THE TEACHER CALLS ON YOU BUT YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION.

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LilyTree
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 10:18pm UTC

I live in Australia.
No, I do not ride a
kangaroo to school.
The cool kids
ride emus.
1D

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 3:15pm UTC

Dad: I think it's raining out
me: hold on
me: *touches boobs* yeah I think it is...
Dad: o.0

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 11:00am UTC

People at my school: What's your witty account?
Me: What's witty?
People at my school: It's a website where you post quotes and then if people like your quotes, they follow you.
Me: That's cool.
People at my school: I actually have a lot of followers.
Me: Like how many?
People at my school: Like 60. Haha.
Me:
People at my school:
Me:
People at my school:
Me:
People at my school:
Me: WOW THAT'S A LOT.

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Smiley_101
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 6:23pm UTC

HEY MICKEY YOU'RE SO FINE
YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW
MY MIND
HEY MICKY!
--Admit It You Didn't Read That, You Sang It--

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HakunaMatata_
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 2:34pm UTC

Dear Thigh fat,
Help the needy?
Sincerely, Boobs and Butt.
♥
nmf.

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
August 13, 2012 4:53pm UTC

Here's to the kids who
wonder what they would look like if they were the opposite gender.
♥

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timraandnicole
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 3:46pm UTC

Just Imagine: You're at school and you go and open your locker. When you open the locker door a note falls out. You pick up the folded piece of paper and open it to see your witty username written on it.
MY WORST NIGHT MARE.

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