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maciheavrin
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February 1, 2012 8:02pm UTC

Tomorrow we have a free dress day at school, and I asked my friend if I should wear some PINK yoga pants. I get a response that goes something like this: "It makes me so mad when girls where yoga pants! All y'all are wanting is for guys to look at your butt, geez!"
Or maybe they're just super comfy?

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maciheavrin
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January 14, 2012 10:27pm UTC

does anyone notice this? haha SECRET MESSAGE MUHAHA
Boyfriend: I think I'm going to drive to your house in the middle of the night and throw pebbles at your window and sing to you.
Me: Awee, that's sweet babe but I sleep like a bear so that may not be such a good idea.

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maciheavrin
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January 14, 2012 10:09pm UTC

does anyone notice this? haha SECRET MESSAGE MUHAHA
Sometimes I 'forget' to put
my seatbelt on... if I died
that way then no one would
know it was what I wanted.

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maciheavrin
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January 13, 2012 7:28pm UTC

I don't get how under the 'newest'
quotes it has the tab 'ever', how can quotes be the newest ever?
Just me?
©maciheavrin

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maciheavrin
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January 1, 2012 10:20pm UTC

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maciheavrin
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December 28, 2011 11:36pm UTC

does anyone notice this? haha SECRET MESSAGE MUHAHA
Beauty isn't measured by the
size of your jeans.

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maciheavrin
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December 27, 2011 9:23pm UTC

Have to pee:
"I have to pee."
-Friend: "Okay."
"I have to pee."
Bestfriend: "I'm coming, hold on."
Oh the joys of bestfriends.
<3

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maciheavrin
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December 22, 2011 7:18pm UTC

"It's not easy being sexy.
I should know."
-My four year old brother.
<3
:D Like if you know the feeling.

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maciheavrin
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December 22, 2011 6:17pm UTC

There should be
a witty day
So comment for what day it should be and
what we should do on that day. <3

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maciheavrin
posted a quote
December 22, 2011 6:10pm UTC

My mom gets mad
When I stay in my room all day.
I told her it's better than me gettin knocked up and
doing drugs. She doesn't care anymore. <3

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maciheavrin
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December 21, 2011 10:24am UTC

So I broke my arm and my math teacher asked what happened.
I said, "Well, I was all like come at me bro! And he did."
The whole class died laughing.
Using witty quotes in school is amazing.
<3

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maciheavrin
posted a quote
December 21, 2011 10:13am UTC

My hero doesn't
bat 200, shoot great free throws or run a marathon in a minute & 22 seconds.
My hero, Jesus, died for me.
<3

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maciheavrin
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December 21, 2011 10:01am UTC

On the bus:
Random b*tch taps me on the shoulder and says, "Uh, turn the music down. Thanks."
I say, "Uh, don't touch me. Thanks."
She doesn't care about my music anymore. :D

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maciheavrin
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December 21, 2011 9:41am UTC

This will be my first Christmas
on witty. Bring it, bro.
<3

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maciheavrin
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December 7, 2011 4:59pm UTC

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maciheavrin
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December 4, 2011 8:25pm UTC

12 DAY CHALLENGE
1) introduce yourself with a lyric.
2) describe your relationship status.
3) who are the most important people in your life?
4) list 3 of your favourite movies.
5) what annoys you the more than anything?
6) what's your favourite book?
7) Describe your personality with five words.
8) What do you do for education/work?
9) What's your favorite TV show?
10) List all the people you have slept with by their initials.
11) How many quotes have you made so far?
12) What would you like to do in the next ten years?
DAY 3
God, my family and my friends <3

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December 2, 2011 7:41pm UTC

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maciheavrin
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November 6, 2011 2:12pm UTC

I NEED motivation so comment your name and for every letter i will:
A- 30 Jumping Jacks N- Jog (3 min.)
B- 10 crunches. O- 20 squats
C- 15 squats P- Wall sit (1 min.)
D- Wall sit (1 min.) Q- Nothing
E- Jog (3 min.) R- 15 JJ
F- 10 lunges. S- 5 jumps
G- Dance (3 min.) T- 10 push ups
H- 10 JJ U- 5 push ups
I- H20 (1 cup) V- Run (3 min.)
J- Wall sit (1 min.) W- H20 (1 cup)
K- 20 crunches X- 15 jumps
L- H20 (2 cups) Y- 10 lunges
M- 10 jumps Z- Random

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maciheavrin
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October 29, 2011 5:09pm UTC

I'm the one who has to die when it's time for me to die,
so let me live my life the way I want to.
♥

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maciheavrin
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October 28, 2011 4:14pm UTC

12 DAY CHALLENGE
1) introduce yourself with a lyric.
2) describe your relationship status.
3) who are the most important people in your life?
4) list 3 of your favourite movies.
5) what annoys you the more than anything?
6) what's your favourite book?
7) Describe your personality with five words.
8) What do you do for education/work?
9) What's your favorite TV show?
10) List all the people you have slept with by their initials.
11) How many quotes have you made so far?
12) What would you like to do in the next ten years?
DAY 2
Taken by the best guy, ever. <3

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