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wanderer*
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July 20, 2013 3:31am UTC

Any other potatoes out there? Just sitting in the middle of a war zone eating ice cream? Because I'm right here.
(Btw, the ice cream is mint chocolate chip)

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mIaBiTcHiShErE
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July 20, 2013 5:10am UTC

like for followe?

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ImOnlyATeen
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July 23, 2012 7:14pm UTC

me: why are those guys staring at me?
me:is there something on my face?
me:is there something on my shirt?
me:they're probably laughing at how ugly i am.
me:they probably find it amusing how fat i am.
friend:maybe they think you're cute.
me:are you stupid or something?
tumblr.

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never_forget
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August 2, 2012 7:39pm UTC

**When My Name's In A Math Problem**
Class: *Stares At Me*
Me: That's Right B*tches. I Bought 60 Watermelons.

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_to_the_kids_who
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July 23, 2012 11:32pm UTC

Here's to the kids who
have ever texted laying down and dropped their phone on their face.
♥

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xlivelaughlove524x
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August 8, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Girl: May I please use the restroom?
Teacher: Can you wait? This period is almost over.
Girl: Not for me it isn't.
^I saw this in a movie today, and I laughed so hard I cried.

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sydkid123
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July 31, 2012 2:05pm UTC

olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all the laws of physics, does 10 back flips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the backround
me: falls on my face trying to put on socks

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J3S5E
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 12:03pm UTC

Barney turned into JerseyShore
GameBoy turned into Facebook
PictnoChat turned into Texting
Coloring turned into LoveLetters
HelloKitty turned into Ke$ha
Nightlights turned into iPod-brightness
AmericanGirl turned into SeventeenMagazine
TheChildrensPlace turned into VictroriaSecret
Skechers turned into Sperrys
EarRings turned into BellyButtonRings
Cooties turned into Kisses
Playdates turned into Hangouts
Cinderella turned into MeanGirls
JuicyJuice turned into Monster
RainCoats turned into TubeTops
SweatPants turned into Yogas
StudEarings turned into HugeHoops
Webkinz turned into Tumblr
Braids turned into Straighteners
FullHouse turned into Degrassi
CampRock turned into OneDirection
Jokes turned into Bullying
BedTimes turned into Curfues
Like turned into Love
But worst of all,
Drake&Josh turned into Bucket&Skinner
Where has our childhood gone?
-90's kids♥

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xstaybeautiful
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July 28, 2012 9:18pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Goodyloc
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July 20, 2013 4:40am UTC

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you,
Then they fight you, then you win.

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zreik23
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July 20, 2013 5:08am UTC

I still have those 3,992 messages since October 10,2010 till April 13,2013 </3

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 10:55am UTC

Every ending
IS JUST A NEW BEGINING.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 11:00am UTC

You don't deserve
[ m y t e a r s ] i guess that's why |||||||||||||
THEY AIN'T THERE.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 11:12am UTC

Don't be pushed by your problems,
BE LED BY YOUR DREAMS.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 11:19am UTC

& EVEN THOUGH YOU FED UP,
you gotta keep ya head up.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 11:40am UTC

Believe you can, & you will.

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HakunaaMatata
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July 19, 2013 6:25pm UTC

It hurts when you're always so understanding and willing to give advice, but as soon as you need people to be understanding of a choice you've made they all run in the opposite direction.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 6:35pm UTC

I DON'T NEED EASY,
x|| i just need possible.

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ichocolateangel535
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July 20, 2013 4:56am UTC

The thing hate about some crisps is that theres not enough crisps in the packet urghh.

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