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1. lymancheer743
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2011 11:16pm UTC
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2. lymancheer743
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   May 22, 2011 7:12pm UTC
   Chest to Chest
   Nose to Nose
   Palm to Palm
   We were always just that close
   Wrist to Wrist
   Toe to Toe
   Lips that felt just like the inside of a rose
   So how come when i reach out my finger
   It feels like more than distance between us?
   
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3. lymancheer743
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2011 2:23am UTC
   Mother: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
   Kid: Out.
   Mother: HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?
   Kid: No, just smoking weed, raping people, gang bashing anyone we can find, stealing cars, throwing bricks at windows, threatening people with axes, stealing TV's and mugging old lady's.
   Mother: Oh, you had me worried for a second.
   :D
   -HANNAH L
   
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4. lymancheer743
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2011 2:17am UTC
   "Exercise Rocks"
   [[[ jumping jack]]]
   "GET SOME"
   ohhh ICarly trying to be sexual in a secretive way ;)
   
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5. lymancheer743
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2011 2:03am UTC
   Start of School Year:
   Brand new awesome folders, pencils and pens.
   ........
   End Of School Year:
   1 pen
   
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6. lymancheer743
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2011 3:00pm UTC
   The day I wore jeans and an oversized sweatshirt I had my first kiss.
   That just shows you don't have to look like A million bucks to feel love
   <3
   
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7. lymancheer743
   posted a quote
   March 22, 2011 8:42pm UTC
   No one is afraid of heights:
   There afraid of falling
   No one is afraid of bungee jumping:
   There afraid to jump
   No one is afraid to say goodbye:
   There afraid there won't be another Hello
   No one is afraid to dream:
   There afraid it won't come true
   No one is afraid of the dark:
   There afraid of the stuff that lurks inside it
   No ones afraid to say I love you:
   There scared of the response
   not my format
   my quote
   - - - - - - - - - - ♥ - - - - - - - - - -
   
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8. lymancheer743
   posted a quote
   February 28, 2011 12:57am UTC
   One of my old teachers use to say that a good essay is like a bikini because it covers all the important parts.
   I LOVED HER <3
   
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9. lymancheer743
   posted a quote
   February 23, 2011 4:11pm UTC
   you can close your eyes
   to things you don't want to see
   you can cover your ears
   to things you don't want to hear
   you can plug your nose
   to things you don't want to smell
   but you can't close
   your heart
   to things you don't want to feel
   ♥
   
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10. lymancheer743
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    February 22, 2011 12:17am UTC
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11. lymancheer743
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 6:44pm UTC
    I don't like the word kidnap I call it a surprise adoption.
    NOTMYFORMAT
    
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12. lymancheer743
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    I'm beautiful in my way, cause god makes
    no mistakes.
    I'm on the right track baby i was
    BORN THIS
    WAY!
    don't be a drag just be a queen
    
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13. lymancheer743
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2011 10:57pm UTC
    Favorite if you've ever called your mom "DUDE"
    iI Doit all the time♥
    
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14. lymancheer743
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2011 10:51pm UTC
    Does anyone else wonder why we
    all go searching for love,
    when we've seen what it does to others?
    </3
    *all mine*
    
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15. lymancheer743
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 10:23pm UTC
    Guys Are Like Dogs Because..;
    They get territorial.
    They aren't afraid of a lot.
    They don't care who they hurt, as long as they themselves are protected.
    
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16. lymancheer743
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 11:08pm UTC
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    Am I the only one the gets up to
    get food, looks in there refrigerator
    sees no good food then gets up
    like 2 minutes later to see if food
    magically flew into the
    refrigerator??
    ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■
    not my formmat not my format
    
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17. lymancheer743
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    Belive it or not ...
    Theres a witty for guys!
    250 and more favorites and i"ll say the name of it!
    
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18. lymancheer743
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    AM I THE ONLY PERSON THAT NOTICES WHEN LIKE 50 GUYS GET THERE HAIRCUT OVER THE COURSE OF ONE WEEKEND?
    ALL MINE
    
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19. lymancheer743
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 10:31pm UTC
    .
    .
    The awkward moment when:
    your straightening your hair
    and
    nothing is happening and you
    realize it's not on.
    all mine
    
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20. lymancheer743
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2011 10:14pm UTC
    Raise Your Glass if Your Wrong in
    all the right ways .....Its 2011!
    
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