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lwhitey2257

1. lwhitey2257
   posted a quote
   July 27, 2012 6:29pm UTC
   Things that bother me #2):
   When people ask you if somethings true, and you say no, telling the truth and they don't believe you because the answer they wanted to hear was yes. You asked for the truth and i gave it to you.
   
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2. lwhitey2257
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   July 27, 2012 6:23pm UTC
   Things that bother me #1):
   People that believe every rumor they hear.
   
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3. lwhitey2257
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   May 10, 2012 6:19pm UTC
   YOLO<3
   
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4. lwhitey2257
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   March 3, 2012 6:10pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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5. lwhitey2257
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   February 22, 2012 12:38pm UTC
   there's no feeling that is anywhere close to hate
   
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6. lwhitey2257
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   February 11, 2012 11:20am UTC
   Said baby i got missed calls and emails all going into details bout how your just not happy and you think you gotta leave so go i'll be fine on my own
   Said baby i got missed calls and emails all going into details bout how you used to love me i keep changing like the leaves hell go, youll be fine on your own
   She told me "your an a$$h*le, superficial d**che bag, wishing that you knew that, you can have these shoes back, all of this perfume back, necklaces and jewels back all this sh*t you buy me" she said "i want you back"
   ~Mac Miller, Missed Calls♥
   
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7. lwhitey2257
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   February 10, 2012 9:25pm UTC
   great words won't cover ugly actions and good frames won't save bad paintings.
   
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8. lwhitey2257
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   February 10, 2012 9:22pm UTC
   Nicki Minaj Pink hair Katy Perry: Blue Hair Rihanna Red Hair & Lady GaGa: Green Hair. Oh sh*t, the Power Rangers are back b**chess(;
   
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9. lwhitey2257
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   February 10, 2012 9:19pm UTC
   Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas :p
   
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10. lwhitey2257
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    February 10, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    I don’t make typos. I make new words(;
    
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11. lwhitey2257
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    February 10, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    twinkle twinkle little star,
    how i wonder where u are,
    once u get out of the bar,
    rehab hospitals aren't too far
    
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12. lwhitey2257
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    February 10, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    Dear Windshield Wipers,
    Can't touch this.
    Sincerely, That Little Triangle▲
    
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13. lwhitey2257
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    February 10, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    Dear Math,
    I cannot find your "x". Give it up already. She's not coming back.
    Sincerely,
    ~Me
    P.S. Do not ask me "y" either.
    
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14. lwhitey2257
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    February 10, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    You're so ugly you're the proof that God has a sense of humor
    
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15. lwhitey2257
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    February 10, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Faces like yours belong in a zoo,
    But don't worry I'll be there too,
    Not in a cage but laughing at you.
    
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16. lwhitey2257
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    February 10, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    When boys get angry nothing happens... when girls get angry World War 3 begins.
    
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17. lwhitey2257
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    February 10, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    PMS EMERGENCY KIT:
    chocolate and advil
    ♥ IF U CAN RELATE
    
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18. lwhitey2257
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    January 24, 2012 6:22pm UTC
    Strength comes in time, and you never know how strong you are unil you are hit with a heartbreak.</3
    
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19. lwhitey2257
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    January 17, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    If Barbie is so popular,
    why do you have to buy all her friends?
    
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20. lwhitey2257
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    January 17, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    You are never given a *wish* without also being given the [power] to make it come true.
    
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