This is a sad love story...
Two lovers decided to end their relationship.
One day, the boy got married. His ex-gf approached him and said:
How dare you use my favorite color for the theme for your wedding!
How dare you use my favorite flower as your decoration!
How dare you set our anniversary as your wedding date!
And how dare you use our theme song for the ceremony!
The boy began to cry and said:
Because this is the only way I could pretend you are my bride.
<3