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luvmeplz

Status: just another average girl who is obsessed with witty <3

Member Since: 21 Feb 2013 05:07am

Last Seen: 10 Jul 2013 10:01pm

Gender: F

user id: 350875

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  1. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 5:44am UTC
    I wanna be blown away,
    I wanna be swept off my feet,
    I wanna meet the one who makes it hard for me to breathe,
    I wanna be lost in love,
    I wanna be your dream come true,
    I wanna be scared of how strong I feel for you,
    Just call me beautiful, Call me beautiful,
    Call me beautiful, Call me b-e-a-utiful...
    <3

  2. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 2:19am UTC
    I think it's cute when a boy:
    winks
    takes care of little kids
    comforts you
    says sorry
    says ur beautiful
    understands when ur in a bad mood
    cheers u up with lame jokes
    pretends to be strong
    He does all of these things...no wonder I'm in love with him XD

  3. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 1:31am UTC
    How many people would trade everything just for him to notice you?

  4. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 1:19am UTC
    It's funny how every single day I put on a fake smile and act ok and no one ever seems to notice...

  5. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 1:12am UTC
    I blame the preview of my quotes for my high expectations of favorites and comments.

  6. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 1:10am UTC
    Boys, when a girl tries to talk to you 24/7, she's in love with you.
    ;)

  7. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 12:38am UTC
    and i wonder if i ever cross your mind, for me it happens all the time...

  8. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 4:36am UTC
    My Dream Guy:
    always there for me
    will plan the most romantic dates
    listens to me
    cries for me
    comforts me when im sad
    loves me
    understands when im mad/sad
    will beat up anyone that upsets me
    crazy about me
    not afraid to tell all his friends we r in a relationship
    Sadly, there is no one in the world who will be that guy.

  9. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 12:43am UTC
    mom: take off your shoes!
    me: (bends down to take off shoes)
    mom: (notices my hands) ugh! go wash your hands, they're filthy!
    me: (stands upstraight, begins to walk to the sink)
    mom: why are your shoes still on?!?!
    me: WTH!

  10. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 12:07am UTC
    There once was a couple who was very poor.
    The wife, Sara wanted to buy a Christmas present for her husband, but she had only $1.67. Then she remembered. There were two things worth of value in her house. One: her husband's gold watch. It was a priceless antique passed down from his grandfather. Two: her long, beautiful hair. If she sold it, she could have enough money to buy a Christmas present for her husband, Jim. Tying her hair up, she ran downstairs to the nearby salon. "Do you buy hair?" she asked breathlessly. The owner nodded.
    "Yeh, I buy hair. Lemme see." she motioned for Sara to let her hair down. Sara let her hair down and the owner nodded in satisfaction as her luxurious curls were let down. "20 dollars." the owner yawned. Sara smiled. That was enough! She nodded and sat down in the worn salon chair as the owner used a pair of scissors to cut her hair short so that it barely passed her chin. She bit back tears and collected the money, running outside.
    "Where to go?" she asked herself. She went from store to store trying to find a gift. Then she saw it: a silver chain for Jim's watch. It would go perfectly with it, she thought excitedly as she handed over the money. The store manager wrapped it up and she went home. Then she realized that Jim might not like her with short hair. Tears streamed down her cheeks. "I hope he will understand," she said bitterly as she went to make dinner.
    At 7, Jim came home and Sara rushed to hug him. "Merry Christmas Jim." she said. Jim saw her short hair and his jaw dropped, a look of sadness and surprise in his eyes. Sara looked down. "I sold my hair for money to buy a Christmas present for you. But please don't hate me; my hair will grow back soon! I'll put the pork chops on the stove and let's eat, all right?" Jim came out of his trance and he gave a weary smile.
    "I also bought you a present. But it will be of no use." he sighed and put a velvet box on the table. Sara opened it and gasped in delight. Sitting in the box were two jewel-studded combs, the ones she had always wanted.
    "Jim, my hair grows back quickly! I will use this very soon!" she smiled and put his present on the table. "Open it, my dear." Jim opened the present and burst out laughing. "What is it?" Sara asked confused. He shook his head.
    "I sold my watch to buy you these combs." Sara's eyes widened. Jim collected the presents and put them under the small Christmas tree they had. "Let's cherish this Christmas and use these presents next year."
    They grinned and hugged.
    <3 not mine

  11. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 11:16pm UTC
    I have rly weird thoughts sometimes:
    a blackout during a shower
    meeting maroon 5 in a nightclub
    being kidnapped, then turning out 2 b a surprise party
    my crush kissing me(anyone else have that one? ;) )
    being blackmailed by a cat
    and many others. if i continue u will think i am insane. o wait i
    already am.

  12. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 9:21am UTC
    friend: 2mrw im having a party! btw ur crush is coming :D
    me: oh ok. watever. sure ill come
    (goes home)
    me: WHAT AM I GOING 2 WEAR?! MY MAKEUP MY HAIR IM GOING 2 LOOK SO FREAKING TERRIBLE IN THOSE SHOES I HAVE 2 B PERFECT 4 HIM! *panics and runs around room frantically looking for clothes and shoes and makeup*

  13. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 9:15am UTC
    *crush walks by*
    him: hi
    you: hi
    on the inside: OMFG HE JUST TALKED 2 ME HE LIKES ME OMG OMG OMG HE KNOWS I EXIST

  14. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 7:45am UTC
    Forever has 7 letters, but so does goodbye not mine

  15. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 6:53am UTC
    We used to say hi in the halls, but now we walk by each other.
    We used to hang out after school, but now we don't even talk.
    We used to hug and smile, but now we ignore each other.
    I'm the one hurting but what about you...?

  16. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 6:35am UTC
    Everyday,
    I fight the urge to call you or text you,
    because I know if you wanted to talk to me,
    you would.

  17. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 6:33am UTC
    Dear Heart:
    Be ready to fall in love when you're ready, not when you're lonely. Not mine

  18. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 6:31am UTC
    One day, I caught myself smiling for no reason.
    Then I realized I was thinking of you...

  19. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 6:29am UTC
    What do you do when the only one who broke your heart is the only one who can fix it?

  20. luvmeplz luvmeplz
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 6:27am UTC
    Regret nothing because you only live once <3

:)

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