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lovesummer122

1. lovesummer122
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   April 24, 2012 5:27pm UTC
   Sunglasses:allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. Its like Facebook in real life.
   
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2. lovesummer122
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   April 24, 2012 5:21pm UTC
   I panic when someone says "I need to talk to you."
   
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3. lovesummer122
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   April 24, 2012 5:18pm UTC
   The biggest lie i tell myself is: "I dont need to write that down, I'll remeber it"
   
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4. lovesummer122
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   April 24, 2012 5:15pm UTC
   In bed, its 6am you close your eyes for what feels like 5 minutes, its 7:45.
   At school, its 1:30 you close your eyes for what feels like 5 minutes, its 1:31
   
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5. lovesummer122
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   April 24, 2012 5:11pm UTC
   Checking your phone to see what time it is and checking it again because the first time you wernt paying attention.
   
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6. lovesummer122
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   April 24, 2012 5:08pm UTC
   Home alone!
   Expectation: Party!Party!
   Reality: Peeing with the door open...
   
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7. lovesummer122
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   April 24, 2012 5:05pm UTC
   I usally dont care what people are saying until they start whispering.
   
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8. lovesummer122
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   April 16, 2012 8:00pm UTC
   Me: "I wonder which was first Google or Yahoo? I think Google."
   Friend:"Well, I think Yahoo."
   Me:" I don't know, let's Google it!"
   
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9. lovesummer122
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   April 16, 2012 7:57pm UTC
   If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
   MindBlown
   
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10. lovesummer122
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    April 16, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    when your singing to a song an your doing good till you get to that part you just That moment...
    when your singing to a song an your doing good till you get to that part you just dont know.
    
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11. lovesummer122
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    April 16, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    That mini heart attack when you miss a step on the stairs!
    
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12. lovesummer122
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    April 16, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    I speak 3 languages fluently; Smartass, sarcasim, and profanity
    
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13. lovesummer122
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    April 16, 2012 7:46pm UTC
    Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers,
    If you do find one, what's your plan?
    Sincerely, not very well thought out.
    
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14. lovesummer122
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    April 16, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite" because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy crap, this person is gonna bite me.”
    
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15. lovesummer122
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    April 16, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    Dear Windshield Wipers,
    Can't touch this.
    Sincerely, That Little Triangle
    
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16. lovesummer122
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    April 16, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    I am quite ambitious every morning. I always do 10 sit-ups, just to hit the snooze button 10 times
    
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17. lovesummer122
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    April 10, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
    
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18. lovesummer122
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    April 10, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    Is it wrong for you to walk up to a midget and ask, "What do you want to be when you grow up? "
    
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19. lovesummer122
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    April 10, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    My bathroom scale must think it's under oath. It keeps telling me the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth
    
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20. lovesummer122
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    April 10, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    I wonder if strippers have nightmares about accidentally going to work fully clothed
    
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