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brigid
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 3:09pm UTC

Katniss rolls around in the dirt killing animals, doesn't shower everyday, and still has two men throwing themselves at her.
I quit.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 4:17pm UTC

Every time I talk to you
there are actually two conversations going on.
One, the words that I am really saying
and another set of words in my mind
that I am dying to say to you,
but I didn’t have the courage to say.
I just really wish that I can tell you
how I truly feel about you,
soon...

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foreverxtogether
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July 12, 2010 11:09am UTC

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sammy*
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 10:41pm UTC

josh hutcherson's parents are probably called
mr. hutcherdad and mrs. hutchermom.

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Spuddy1o1
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 10:32pm UTC

Me: Let's play a game called 'Stay up late and hate myself in the morning'
Laptop: 'On a school night' edition
iPod: With the 'essay due the next day' expansion pack
Phone: With an 'major test tomorrow that's worth half my grade and know close to nothing on' installation
Me:
Me:
Me: Okay

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 5:51pm UTC

janitor: from the windows, to the walls. cleaning up the bathroom stalls. til my mop wets all these halls, and all you b/tches fall.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 8:56pm UTC

A moment of silence for all the girls who
have their period on their wedding day

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 4:43pm UTC

do you ever just feel
so awkward when you
buy something and pay in
cash and the cashier
gives you the
change back but you
take a few seconds to
put the money in your
wallet and you can
feel the world
judging you
from afar
because i do

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 11:04am UTC

I use jokes from Witty in real life,
and my friends thiink I'm some kind of comedic genius.

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Purplepandas
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 7:52pm UTC

Hate to break it to you but...
Romeo and Juliet is not a
love story.
It's a 3-day relationship between a 13yr
old and a 17yr old that resulted in
6 deaths.

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