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lovejordan23

1. lovejordan23
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2012 2:46pm UTC
   fact: it is impossible to speak clearly while biting your tounge.
   *you just checked didnt you*
   
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2. lovejordan23
   posted a quote
   June 26, 2012 2:36pm UTC
   please highlight below:
   hehe gotcha.♥
   
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3. lovejordan23
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   June 24, 2012 4:54pm UTC
   Being fearless isn't being 100%
   fearful, it's being terrified but you jump anyway. ♥
   -Taylor Swift
   
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4. lovejordan23
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   May 29, 2012 8:29am UTC
   i hate how i get a forwarded text saying;
   "every child deserves to live" and "pray for the family of this girl who just died".
   FORWARD OR SOMETHING WILL COME AND KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.
   anyone else see the issue?
   
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5. lovejordan23
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   May 11, 2012 6:36pm UTC
   having a dream about someone
   and never looking at them the same again.
   
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6. lovejordan23
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   May 11, 2012 9:52am UTC
   So yesterday me and my friends got in trouble by our principal for wearing nike shorts.
   last day of school; our shorts will be up our butts.
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7. lovejordan23
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   May 11, 2012 9:46am UTC
   THE MAYANS PREDICTED THE END OF THE WORLD BEFORE CEASAR THOUGHT OF LEAP YEARS....
   so the world was supposed to end 7 months ago.
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8. lovejordan23
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   May 6, 2012 1:27pm UTC
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   unicorns aren't extint.
   they just got really fat & now they're called rhinos.♥.
   
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9. lovejordan23
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   May 6, 2012 1:25pm UTC
   saying 'AHH' really loud into the fan just to hear your cool robot voice♥
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10. lovejordan23
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    May 6, 2012 1:21pm UTC
    that awkward moment when
    you make a fart sound with your chair; and no one believes it was the chair so you try to do it again but you cant remake the sound ♥
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11. lovejordan23
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    May 6, 2012 8:35am UTC
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    am i the only one who sticks their finger in jello
    cause it feels so good.♥
    
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12. lovejordan23
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    May 5, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    i'm at a payphone
    trying to call home
    all of my change i spent onyou.
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13. lovejordan23
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    May 4, 2012 3:00pm UTC
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    ♥
    that moment when your crush's friend asks him a
    question
    and the first word that comes out of his mouth is
    your name
    and he looks all embarassed and hes like wait...looks at you and
    smiles in the most adorable way possible.
    Made my day forever because i was on his mind ♥
    ♥
    
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14. lovejordan23
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    May 3, 2012 12:40pm UTC
    i wish someone knew how i feel.
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15. lovejordan23
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    March 29, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    w.t.c.w.
    wish this could work.
    
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16. lovejordan23
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    March 27, 2012 9:22pm UTC
    school: 2+2=4
    homework: 2+4=8
    test: there are 6 apples, the train left 9 minutes ago, calculate the mass of the sun.
    am i the only one that notices this?
    
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17. lovejordan23
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    March 23, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    me: hey, i just met you, and this is crazy..but heres my number, so call me maybe
    mom: you know when you first meet someone you should NEVER give them your number.
    me: -___-
    
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18. lovejordan23
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    March 23, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    "I just wish there was a way
    to show the capitol
    that they don't own me.
    That I'm not just another
    piece in their game."
    -Peeta Mellark
    
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19. lovejordan23
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    March 6, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    I WANNA THROW A PARTY WITH FAKE ALCOHOL AND SEE HOME MANY PEOPLE ACT WASTED.
    
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20. lovejordan23
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    March 6, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    No offense simply means "I am going to insult you, but don't get mad."
    
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