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  1. swagginGIRL1234 swagginGIRL1234
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    I'm on a s e a f o o d diet.
    I see food,
    and I eat it.

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    I wonder if celebrities have secret facebook and twitter acconts.

  3. kaylieex3 kaylieex3
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 12:40pm UTC
    we met, we talked, we liked, we texted, we dated, we commited, i loved, you cheated, we're done,
    you're deleted.

  4. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    TEXTS #89
    Girl: How could you? I trusted you and you cheated on me!!!
    Dad: What's this about?
    Girl: Oh sorry dad,that was
    meant to be for Jim.
    Dad: Oh.
    Girl: Yeahhh...
    Dad: On a completely unrelated topic, have you seen my shotgun anywhere?

  5. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    DID YOU KNOW?
    That if you put your ear up against a strangers leg,
    you can hear them say:
    WTF are you doing?!
    format by jimmy365

  6. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    T H A T G L O R I O U S M O M E N T
    WHE N
    yOU'RE CUTTING RAPPING PAPER AND YOUR SCISSORS BEGIN TO
    g L I D E

  7. MarcuzIssexy MarcuzIssexy
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 9:17am UTC
    WOAH WITTY IS PURPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. chimneythewerebear chimneythewerebear
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 9:19am UTC
    You will never
    know the true
    value of
    moment until it
    becomes a
    memory.
    ~Spongebob♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 1:37am UTC
    exercise: if you still look pretty afterwards,
    you're doing it wrong.

  11. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    Fave if you were
    Born in the 90s and DON'T have a baby.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. Advice_4 Advice_4
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 9:02pm UTC
    FAVE THIS ;
    If you like a guy you know you shouldn't.

  15. chels_xo chels_xo
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 1:10pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. Ally5913 Ally5913
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 10:49am UTC
    __*____*___*___*___*___*
    "Do not pity the dead, Harry, pity the living.
    Above all, pity those who live without love."
    -Albus Dumbledore
    *___*___*___*___*___*___*_


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. Jennie123 Jennie123
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    Today I was kissed in the rain by my crush
    lol jk I ate fries

  19. PaigiePooh2017 PaigiePooh2017
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    Feeling safe,when your hugging a boy taller than you..

  20. YouAreLovedXo YouAreLovedXo
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 6:09pm UTC
    She Paints A Pretty Picture But It Has A Sick Twist,
    The Paintbrust is A RAZOR,
    And The Canvas Is Her WRIST

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