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1. love_to_live_to_laugh
   posted a quote
   April 12, 2012 1:45pm UTC
   attractive person: hey
   me:
   me:
   me:
   me: wtf who is paying you to do this
   
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2. love_to_live_to_laugh
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   April 12, 2012 1:43pm UTC
   every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
   
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3. love_to_live_to_laugh
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   April 11, 2012 1:24pm UTC
   Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
   Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
   Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
   School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite
   
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4. love_to_live_to_laugh
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   April 11, 2012 1:21pm UTC
   my entire school : you don't talk much
   me :
   me :
   me :
   me : that's probably because you all suck
   
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5. love_to_live_to_laugh
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   April 10, 2012 9:31pm UTC
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6. love_to_live_to_laugh
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   April 10, 2012 9:17pm UTC
   straight female- i would bang zac efron
   lesbian female- i would bang zac efron
   straight male- i would bang zac efron
   gay male- i would bang zac efron
   a hairbrush or some sh*t- i would bang zac efron
   
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7. love_to_live_to_laugh
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   March 26, 2012 6:13pm UTC
   i keep wondering when i'll finally get over you
   or if i ever will
   
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8. love_to_live_to_laugh
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   March 24, 2012 12:41pm UTC
   forget about fear and lose yourself in the beauty of it
   <3
   
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9. love_to_live_to_laugh
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   February 24, 2012 6:40pm UTC
   ;)
   makin' things sexual
   {like a boss}
   
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10. love_to_live_to_laugh
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    February 23, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    Love doesn't begin and end the way we seem to think it does.
    Love is a battle, love is a war. Love is growing up
    
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11. love_to_live_to_laugh
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    February 8, 2012 12:18pm UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    Sometimes i feel like you like me too.
    but then i remember
    i dont mean anything.
    to anyone.
    ♥ ♥♥
    
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12. love_to_live_to_laugh
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    February 8, 2012 11:04am UTC
    It seems like
    i'm the only one foreveralone ♥
    
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13. love_to_live_to_laugh
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    January 28, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do a n y t h i n g.
    
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14. love_to_live_to_laugh
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    January 24, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when you see you crush for the first time in forever
    and he looks extreemly sexy
    & you're just like
    "lol, lets make babies"
    
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15. love_to_live_to_laugh
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    January 18, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````
    tonight
    will be the night that i will fall for you,
    over again
    don't make me change my mind♥
    ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````
    jayciecutie01's format
    
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16. love_to_live_to_laugh
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    January 7, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    the best feelings in the world.
    Finally getting over that jerk. First putting your feet in new uggs. Holding a baby. Changing someones mind about you, for the better. Winning an argument. Getting an "A" on a test you forgot about. Having a best guy friend who treats you like a princess. Fitting into your skinny friend's jeans. Eating as much as you want, not caring about your weight. Waking up with perfect hair. Dancing like crazy. Remenesing with a childhood friend. Confidence. The teacher calling on you because she thinks you arent paying attention, and getting the answer right anyway. When "he" laughs at your joke. Those days when it seems like your ipod can read your mood. Being the reason someone smiles. Being told you're an amazing friend & beautiful girl by a boy who used to hate you. Trying a new flavor of ice cream, and loving it. Sleepovers with your best friends. Feeling like you finally fit in. Saving someones life. Hugging the boy you think you might love. Making your whole lunch table laugh. Getting your best friend back. Being the reason your team wins. Earning someones respect. Snuggling with your best guy friend. Knowing you mean something to someone. When people you barely know actually take your side in a fight. When that girl you hate tries to tell you off, and ends up embarressing herself.
    
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17. love_to_live_to_laugh
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    December 4, 2011 3:52pm UTC
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18. love_to_live_to_laugh
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    May 28, 2011 2:56pm UTC
    so
    i n t h e e n d
    my girlfriend became my a r c h e n e m y
    my a r c h e n e m y became my best friend
    and my best friend became my girlfriend
    but hey
    t. h. a. t. ' s. h. i. g. h. s. c. h. o. o. l.
    -sky high
    
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19. love_to_live_to_laugh
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    March 22, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    & he may not be the perfect guy
    h e ' s d o r k y, s i l l y , a n d o c c a s i o n a l l y i n s e n s i t i v e
    but you know what?
    h e ' s t h e b e s t t h i n g t h a t ' s e v e r h a p p e n e d t o m e
    
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20. love_to_live_to_laugh
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    March 17, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    today,
    when my dad dropped me off at school,
    a large group of cute guys walked by.
    to try and embarrass me, my dad screamed out the window;
    "HONEY DO YOU HAVE YOUR TAMPONS?!"
    i responded
    "dont worry dad. I took some out of your purse."
    the look on his face was priceless
    truee story.
    
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