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loserkid
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August 26, 2011 10:07am UTC

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loserkid
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August 25, 2011 6:40pm UTC

http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/3667420
If you guys do what I'm asking in the quote, you have no idea how much i'll do for you<3
Everyone who does it will get all of their quotes faved and a paragraph on their page.
Just sayin.

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loserkid
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August 25, 2011 6:31pm UTC

Can you please read this?
I have just come out as a transgender and want other people to come out as whoever they are.
So can you people please take a picture of you holding a card or a piece of paper saying "We're Proud Of Who We Are" and post the picture on your profile then comment on my profile saying that's what you've done.
I shall then put the pictures in a slideshow with music and put it online.
Please do this and fave it so people can see <3
♥

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loserkid
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 11:06am UTC

Annoying Facebook Girl
1. Feel house slightly shake.
2. "OMG I JUST SURVIVED AN EARTHQUAKEEEEE!!!1

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loserkid
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 6:25pm UTC

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable?
LIKE A COMA.

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loserkid
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 6:17pm UTC

If Fe = iron,
then does female = iron man?

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loserkid
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 2:48pm UTC

Durex Have created new glow in the dark condoms.....
There new slogan for them it going to be "Now you see it, Now you don't, Now you see it, Now you don't,".

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loserkid
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 2:43pm UTC

A boy is crying while watching TV.
Mum: What's wrong?
Boy: Justin Bieber just got shot on CSI!
Mum: Aww, honey, it's not real, he's still alive...
Boy: That's why I'm crying.

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loserkid
posted a quote
August 23, 2011 2:13pm UTC

What the hell, that's not
fair!
Britain never gets
earthquakes.
>:[

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loserkid
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 9:55am UTC

Awkwardly standing there
while your friend talks too someone you don't know..
nmf/nmq

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loserkid
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 9:51am UTC

'don't let the door hit you on the way out'
hell,
who am i kidding,
i hope you fall down the f**king stairs too .
nmf/nmq

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loserkid
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 9:46am UTC

I won't tell you to go to hell...
I'll tell you to go to Oz.
Because you are in DESPERATE NEED of some
courage,
brains,
and most definitely some
HEART♥
nmq/nmf

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loserkid
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 9:41am UTC

Boys, just do it.
Tell her you think shes cool. Smell her hair. Talk to her in movie theatres. Pick her up and pretend youre going to throw her in the river; she'll scream and fight you but secretly, she'll love it. Hold her hand and skip. Hold her hand and run. Just hold her hand. Pick flowers from other peoples gardens and give them to her. Tell her she looks pretty. Let her pay for stuff if she wants to. Introduce her to your friends as The coolest girl I know. Sit in the park and talk to her. Take her to the library, and playgrounds, and train stations. Tell her stupid jokes. Write poems about her. Just walk around with her. Throw pebbles at her window at night. When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Call her. Sing to her, no matter how bad you are. Carve your names into a tree. Get her mad, then kiss her. Give her piggy-back rides. Give her space if she needs it. Push her on swings. Stay up with her all night when shes sick. Make up pet names for her. Teach her guitar. Make her mixtapes. Write her letters. Take her to cool shops, and let her take you to even cooler ones. Buy her ice cream. Let her take all the photos of you she wants. Look into her eyes. Slow dance with her, even if the music is fast. Kiss her in the rain. When you fall in love with her, tell her. ♥♥♥
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loserkid
posted a quote
August 22, 2011 9:37am UTC

Person dies in movie;
"Eh. They probably desevered it."
Dog dies in movie;
"WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT DID THE DOG DO?!"

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August 21, 2011 3:48pm UTC

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loserkid
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 1:06pm UTC

He said I had a cool story.
And he called me bro.
I

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loserkid
posted a quote
August 21, 2011 1:00pm UTC

fave if...
You're alive.

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