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Hi I'm Jess and I'm 14 years old and I'm so happy that this site was invented because I get a million notifications a second haha. Jk thats what it felt like in the begining and now like facebook i only get 2. Even though I'm 14 I still watch little kid shows like adventure time and wizards of waverly place. When I grow up I'd really like to be a singer and be as inspiring as Adele (I lover her sooooooo much). I have two bestfriends who are the greatest people ever. One of them pointed me out to this site and i love it.

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longhairdontcare
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November 8, 2011 5:54pm UTC

When someone says "I love your hair!"
say "Thanks I grew it myself".

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November 6, 2011 4:59pm UTC

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longhairdontcare
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November 3, 2011 7:09pm UTC

Feelings are dumb,
lets all be rocks.

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longhairdontcare
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November 3, 2011 7:07pm UTC

So if guns kill people, then pencils mispell words, cars can drive drunk and spoons can make people fat.
nmf
Format by Sandrasaurus

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longhairdontcare
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November 3, 2011 4:14pm UTC

KIM KARDASHIAN
spent 17 million on a wedding, for a marriage that lasted less than a year.
I could buy 17million packs of gum and gave a piece to all the kids in my school everyday and it would last longer than that.

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longhairdontcare
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October 25, 2011 8:06pm UTC

Smiles are like band-aids...
they cover up the pain,
but they stil hurt.

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October 23, 2011 8:08pm UTC

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longhairdontcare
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October 13, 2011 10:37pm UTC

Why do we even wear makeup? It's not like he's gonna come up to me and say "I like your eyeshadow."

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longhairdontcare
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October 1, 2011 5:09pm UTC

W i t t y m u s t b e b r o k e n
I didn't get any
faves!

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longhairdontcare
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October 1, 2011 4:50pm UTC

I can't be fixed.

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