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crazyshaelie
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 10:14pm UTC

You're kind of like the 6th Harry Potter book.
Still good enough to be in the series...
...but by far the worst one.

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heyworlditsme
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 10:04pm UTC

we broke up.
it was awful

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heyworlditsme
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 2:16am UTC

you know how sometimes when you fave a quote it takes a few seconds to process?
just imagine the fave flying through the interwebs and arriving at the other person's account. like a christmas present.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 3:17pm UTC

What a shame. We grew up never believing that we were beautiful,
because no one ever told us that we were. We made friends who liked to complain about their stomachs, noses, and the size of their thighs. And we joined in because that's what you do, isn't it? And so, we never told ourselves, either.
In 8th grade, a boy we barely knew calls us fat. We will never know if he
was joking, or why. We were bullied about our long, messy hair. So we chop it all off. And we became invisible. It was years before we resurfaced, before we learned to do things just for the sake of ourselves.
Someone tells us we're beautiful, and now, we don't believe them. But, we
have new friends and they tell us, too. And then we hear it from a stranger. Mom apologizes for not telling us enough when we were younger. And slowly, we start to belive it. And now, we know.
We know that, despite everything we'd been told, being beautiful has
nothing to do with our worth. But, how unfortunate, we think, that we couldn't know we were beautiful until someone else told us that we were.
We were never even told it was an option.

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Dishonored*
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June 4, 2013 6:47pm UTC

50 state stereotypes:
Alabama: Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Alaska: I can see seasonal depression from here.
Arizona: Keeping indians in and mexicans out.
Arkansas: Great scenery and brilliant people.. haha I'm sorry, we got Walmart?
California: Gay, mexican, boob-job, computer hippies who really want to direct.
Colorado: Snow!.. I mean cocaine, but we're also known for skiing.
Connecticut: Great schools... because there's nothing else to do.
Delaware: Come, we got low incorporation fees.. No, seriously, please come.
Florida: The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Georgia: Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it though...
Hawaii: If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Idaho: Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite. Go we're cool.
Illinois: Look! A non-corrupt politician for once.. so far.
Indiana: You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Iowa: 56,000 square miles of dull.
Kansas: White breds making wheat bread.
Kentucky: Farming from the furure, text books from 1925.
Louisiana: Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Maine: A wicked lotta moose aye?
Maryland: Have Jeevs bring the lobster boat around.
Massachusetts: Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Michigan: Cereal makers, serial killers.
Minnesota: Too nice not to elect a douchey governer.
Mississippi: I'm gonna need a bigger bible belt.
Missouri: Number one! In.. meth.
Montana: Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Nebraska: Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Nevada: No laws no problem.. Cept all the murders...
New Hampshire: Half hippie, half french, all upper-class.
New Jersey: Guidos. Turnpikes. Leeching off New York.
New Mexico: Like regular Mexico, but with more UFO's.
New York: World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
North Carolina: First in flight, and lung cancer.
North Dakota: Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Ohio: People care about us at election time.
Oklahoma: 10 days tornado free!
Oregon: Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Pennsylvania: Even our Amish will fight you.
Rhode Island: No seriously, we're a state.
South Carolina: Still accepting confederate dollars.
South Dakota: ... At least we're not North Dakota...
Tennessee: Where white-people music comes from.
Texas: Everything is bigger... Even our morons.
Utah: Multiple lonely wives.
Vermont: Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Virginia: From center of civilization to hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Washington: Richer hippies than Oregon.
West Virginia: Inbred love child of Virginia and DC.
Wisconsin: It's too cold to be sober.
Wyoming: We don't have any gay cowboys, alright?!... Okay maybe a few gay cowboys.
(my state is Pennsylvania, and it's dead-on.)

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 7:55pm UTC

How to become witty famous:
1. Find an original format that everyone will try to steal once you are witty famous.
like this
or
you could try this one
Lastly,
this one is also a very good format.
2. Search the web for good quotes. Tumblr's an option, or you could write a quote about your day.
Today at school,
my mom packed me a banana for lunch, but I don't like banana's so I peeled it, than flushed it down the toilet. Than I dropped the peel and ran, but I slipped on the peel and broke my collar bone.
Or you can use a quote from tumblr like:
as time goes on
you'll understand, what lasts, lasts,
what doesn't, doesn't.
yep, so those are the steps, you must follow them exactly because if your quotes stinks, but you have an awesome format, people won't favorite it, and if you have a good quote but crappy format, nobody cares.

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Hale_Storm18
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April 27, 2013 9:54am UTC

If countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
The United States: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentleman
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

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yourcool
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April 11, 2013 8:38pm UTC

do you ever "miss" a food
after you're done eating it.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 8:43pm UTC

i wanna go on a shopping trip where
i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 8:47pm UTC

My father told me that when I was little,
I could have any super power I wanted.
So I thought about it till this day.
When I was eight, I told him I wanted to be invisible
So I could go around the house and get away without going to bed at 8 pm
And so I could stay up later and not get in trouble.
At the age of twelve, I told him again I wanted to be invisible
So I could go to school and pull pranks on kids I didn't like.
Especially the ones who treated others and me with disrespect.
At the age of sixteen
I finally realized
I don't need a superpower
To be invisible to people.
At the age of sixteen,
I told my dad that I want to have the power
To make people happy.
Then he laughed thinking it was silly and asked why,
And I responded:
"Everyone deserves happiness. But not all people get it. And that's not fair."
(Maggie K.)

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 8:50pm UTC

call me old fashioned but
four year olds should not own iphones.

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* Cait *
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 10:58pm UTC

In the brief seconds we make eye contact, I wish I knew what went through your head, because I know all I'm thinking about is how you're everything I've ever wanted.

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Steve
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March 14, 2013 12:53am UTC

A child who is carried on the back will not know how far the journey is.
— Nigerian Proverb

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jariley*
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 10:22pm UTC

It's been two monthss since you left this world♥.

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 11:03pm UTC

I don't believe in luck.
Life is what you make it.
I don't believe in fate.
Life is what you make it.
I don't believe in destiny.
Life is what you make it.
I don't believe in much.
Life is what you make it.

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