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lmfao45

1. lmfao45
   posted a quote
   January 10, 2011 8:23pm UTC
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   When you accidentaly type ;) instead of :) the whole conversation starts getting sexual
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   Notmyformat:*
   
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2. lmfao45
   posted a quote
   January 10, 2011 4:31pm UTC
   Fave if you want to stab Fuckyouall in the face with a fork :)
   
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3. lmfao45
   posted a quote
   January 8, 2011 8:56pm UTC
   fav if your too chicken to look in the mirror and say "i am beautiful." fav if your beautiful but reject all the compliments you get.
   fav if you beautiful
   &&
   damn proud 'bout it!!
   
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4. lmfao45
   posted a quote
   January 8, 2011 8:54pm UTC
   so um....
   when do Phineas and Ferb
   go back to school?
   ☻
   
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5. lmfao45
   posted a quote
   January 8, 2011 5:31pm UTC
   so there's this guy....♥
   
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6. lmfao45
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2011 10:34pm UTC
   &We a l l
   have that teacher who everyone thinks is a creeper..
   not my format
   
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7. lmfao45
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2011 10:19pm UTC
   When people put
   NO JOCKING ALL MINE
   at the bottom of their quotes in really big letters
   I just start cracking up because
   I can't even think of 1 good reason
   someone would jock
   that horrible quote?
   
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8. lmfao45
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2011 10:02pm UTC
   Dear commercial for medicine,
   Your side effects are more dangerous than my disease.
   Sincerely,
   Annoyed customer
   
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9. lmfao45
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2011 9:47pm UTC
   Only ninjas can read this quote.
   Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
   To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
   favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
   to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE
   
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10. lmfao45
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 5:48pm UTC
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