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livinglifeinthefastlane

1. livinglifeinthefastlane
   posted a quote
   April 18, 2012 6:58pm UTC
   I hate to pull the "I've been a fan longer card here"
   But sometimes it just has to come out when
   you honestly are the most annoying
   "fan" ever.
   
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2. livinglifeinthefastlane
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2012 8:54pm UTC
   "It is our choices...that show what we t r u l y are, far m.o.r.e. than our abilities."
   Albus Dumbledore
   HP Quote #1
   
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3. livinglifeinthefastlane
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2012 8:48pm UTC
   THAT MOMENT
   WHEN YOU'RE NOT SURE IF YOU SHOULD HIT SEND.
   
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4. livinglifeinthefastlane
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2012 8:39pm UTC
   When Americans try to sound British...
   .
   .
   .
   
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5. livinglifeinthefastlane
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2012 8:15pm UTC
   Yeah, those sexist jokes aren't funny.
   How about I just punch you in the
   balls next time?
   
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6. livinglifeinthefastlane
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2012 8:11pm UTC
   *I literally just laughed at Witty,*
   it changed B*TCH to woman.
   I actually feel kind of offended...
   
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7. livinglifeinthefastlane
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2012 8:06pm UTC
   HOW DO I COPE WITH A B.R.E.A.K.U.P?
   i sit on my couch watching
   Harry Potter movies eating Reese's.
   
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8. livinglifeinthefastlane
   posted a quote
   February 7, 2012 10:59pm UTC
   and I wonder if anybody
   sees me and thinks,
   "Damn, she's beautiful."
   
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9. livinglifeinthefastlane
   posted a quote
   February 6, 2012 10:21pm UTC
   I don't show anyone from school Witty
   because I don't want them to find out
   I post about them
   
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10. livinglifeinthefastlane
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 12:12am UTC
    "There's only one person in the whole world like you, and I like you so much."
    -Mr. Rogers
    
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11. livinglifeinthefastlane
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 11:43pm UTC
    "Squidward, you look like a steamed vegetable, only smarter."
    -Spongebob Squarepants
    
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12. livinglifeinthefastlane
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    "WELL, HE LOOKED HOTTER FROM FARTHER AWAY..."
    
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13. livinglifeinthefastlane
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    You bring a whole new definiton
    to the word ho
    
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14. livinglifeinthefastlane
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    You call me ugly
    but you've never seen or met me.
    ...makes sense..
    
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15. livinglifeinthefastlane
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    That moment of hope you get when your neighbor's house is up for sale and you think,
    Maybe it'll be a Cute Boy
    but it ends up being old people or a family with little kids..
    
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16. livinglifeinthefastlane
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    and only if you could see m y f a c e;;
    when your name lights up my phone.
    
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17. livinglifeinthefastlane
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    Is it just me
    or is Louis's junk
    abnormally LARGE?
    
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18. livinglifeinthefastlane
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 10:47pm UTC
    And When a boy tells me he loves me. I want it to be special and meant; not just said and thrown out like it is now...
    
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19. livinglifeinthefastlane
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    WELCOME TO AMERICA
    ONE DIRECTION
    
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20. livinglifeinthefastlane
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    And I think to myself...
    when will I ever get a boy like
    HARRY STYLES?
    
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