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livexoxolaughxoxolove

1. livexoxolaughxoxolove
   posted a quote
   February 21, 2012 1:00pm UTC
   Just think...the person you are gonna
   marry is living his/her life on the
   planet right now. I think that's weird, only me?
   
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2. livexoxolaughxoxolove
   posted a quote
   February 8, 2012 3:40pm UTC
   I decided to cancel my Twitter account. I don't want to sound paranoid but I'm pretty sure people are following me...
   
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3. livexoxolaughxoxolove
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2012 12:50pm UTC
   Razors should only be for
   legs. you are all beautiful.
   
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4. livexoxolaughxoxolove
   posted a quote
   February 4, 2012 2:24pm UTC
   Most of my good comebacks are from Witty..lol
   
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5. livexoxolaughxoxolove
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2012 4:27pm UTC
   You know your lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans..
   
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6. livexoxolaughxoxolove
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2012 4:25pm UTC
   Admit it,
   No one calls them "Cool
   Ranch," they're blue doritos.
   
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7. livexoxolaughxoxolove
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2012 4:21pm UTC
   Dear 2011,
   Thank you for showing me
   who my true friends are.
   
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8. livexoxolaughxoxolove
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2011 8:39pm UTC
   LI don't understand how you can walk past me and act like I never meant A THING to you.
   
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9. livexoxolaughxoxolove
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2011 8:25pm UTC
   That awkard moment when you really have to cough but it's dead silent.
   
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10. livexoxolaughxoxolove
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 8:22pm UTC
    School is a jail, classrooms are the cells, teachers are the security guards, and we're the prisoners.
    
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11. livexoxolaughxoxolove
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 3:02pm UTC
    "FUDGEEEEEEE!" is the word that I say when I'm about to swear, but then I realize there's an adult in the room.
    
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12. livexoxolaughxoxolove
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 10:56am UTC
    All I really want is to be as pretty as my best friend.
    
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13. livexoxolaughxoxolove
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    Putting your phone over in another room/place, thinking you will get texts when it's there.
    
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14. livexoxolaughxoxolove
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 12:00pm UTC
    You don't live in a garden . . .
    SO STOP BEING A HOE .
    
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15. livexoxolaughxoxolove
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 11:49am UTC
    Crayola just added a new color to their crayon box...it's called Jersey Shore orange.
    
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