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QuQu101
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 9:21pm UTC

"When it's on your mind, it's on ebay"
If only he was on ebay.

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Elenlovesu
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 6:59pm UTC

When I watch a wedding, I don't watch the bride or her family.
I know that the bride will be beautiful.
I know her dad will tear up at the thought of his babygirl all grownup.
I know her mom will look on proudly,
knowing that this day was coming all along.
But I watch the groom.
I watch his face.
I watch the way he looks at his girl in that long white gown like it's the first time.
The way he wants to smile and cry at the same time.
And that look should be that one he gives you every day for the rest of your lives together.
Credit: FaveFormats

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tibbsxoxo
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 7:54pm UTC

i wasn't that drunk..
Dude, you threw a sock at a midget and said "DOBBY BE FREE!"
......

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ILoveSummer0731
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 9:09pm UTC

I wonder.....
If Josh
finally got to
meet Oprah
Winfrey<3
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Cutecat0413
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 6:45pm UTC

Wanna hear a joke..?
My Valentine's Day.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 10:31pm UTC

one day, I'll start messing with your feelings,
and you'll get mad because
I finally learned how to play your game.

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0oKayKayo0
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 7:54pm UTC

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I dont wish to be
Everything to everyone.
but i would l ike to be something
to someone . ♥
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nmf

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teenager_posts
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 9:58pm UTC

TeenagerPost#114
I get suspicious when I see "All of the above" on a test.
nmf.nmq.

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_broken615_
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 5:44pm UTC

Brotip #1410
if you send nothing but one-word texts and
she still replys, she's probably into you.
nmf/follow for a follow

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 5:19pm UTC

that awkward moment when
a zombie is looking for brains and it walks right past you.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 2:56am UTC

with his pretty blue eyes and his heart melting smile,
he had me fooled, or at least for a while
with my tongue in a tangle and my head in the clouds,
but all his cruel words sent me tumbling down.

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marybball03
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 5:29pm UTC

How much do you want to bet that...
on valentines day, witty will be filled with love quotes.
I bet you 20 dollars :)

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JoeDizzyC
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 7:34pm UTC

I want a
british
friend.
Then I'd just sit their and listen to them talk all day long.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 2:44am UTC

weird thoughts to have:
most of those immature boys and girls in your
class are going to be moms and dads one day.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 2:46am UTC

weird thoughts to have:
the person you are going to marry is walking on
the same earth you are as you are reading this.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 8, 2012 2:49am UTC

weird thoughts to have:
twenty years ago, you actually did not exist.

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the_ugly_truth
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 5:15pm UTC

Truthfully:
When i pull my jeans up i always
do a little dance, even if i don't
need to.
but most of the time, I need to.. Stupid
skinny jeans..

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awkwardmustachhe
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 10:34pm UTC

wanna hear a joke?
one time i got off the computer and went outside.

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idowhatidobecauseimme
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 6:24pm UTC

HELLO
My name is
Esteban Julio Ricardo
Montoya De La Rosa
Ramirez.
argergerg

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 7, 2012 5:59pm UTC

You can always try to replace someone;
But the sequel is never as good as the original.

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