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livelaughdream5

1. livelaughdream5
   posted a quote
   March 27, 2011 9:30pm UTC
   Totheguywhodiscoveredmilk
   What were you doing with that cow?
   
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2. livelaughdream5
   posted a quote
   March 19, 2011 9:12pm UTC
   You can count on me like 1 2 3
   I'll be there
   And I know when I need it I can count on you like 4 3 2
   And you'll be there
   Cause that's what friends are supposed to do, oh yeah
   ♥
   
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3. livelaughdream5
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   March 19, 2011 9:07pm UTC
   If you ever find yourself stuck in the middle of the sea,
   I'll sail the world to find you
   If you ever find yourself lost in the dark and you can't see,
   I'll be the light to guide you
   
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4. livelaughdream5
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   March 15, 2011 7:10pm UTC
   That moment when you find a goldfish
   In your Cheez-It box
   ♥
   
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5. livelaughdream5
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   March 15, 2011 6:50pm UTC
   ThataWKWARDMOMENT:
   When you can’t tell if a person is a guy or girl…
   
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6. livelaughdream5
   posted a quote
   March 9, 2011 3:52pm UTC
   Put your handon a hotstove for a minute, and it seemslike an hour. Sitwith a pretty girl for an hour, andit seemslike a minute. THAT'Srelativity.
   Albert Einstein
   
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7. livelaughdream5
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   March 5, 2011 9:21pm UTC
   If you love someoneyou would be willingto give up everythingfor them, but if they loved youback they’d never ask youto.
   
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8. livelaughdream5
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2011 9:18pm UTC
   Totheworld youmay be one person,
   Butto oneperson youmay be theworld
   
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9. livelaughdream5
   posted a quote
   March 5, 2011 7:37pm UTC
   All ofusgetlost in the darkness,
   Butdreamers learn to steer by the stars
   
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10. livelaughdream5
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2011 7:33pm UTC
    Shootforthe moon,
    Evenif youmiss you’ll landamong thestars
    Les brown
    
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11. livelaughdream5
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    January 2, 2011 8:03pm UTC
    That AWKWARD Moment When
    Your on a walk late at night with your friends
    and a car starts to slow down
    and everybody starts to FREAK out
    But then you realize there was a STOP sign
    
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12. livelaughdream5
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2010 7:21pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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13. livelaughdream5
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 8:53pm UTC
    Never tell me the sky is the limit
    When there are footprints on the moon
    
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14. livelaughdream5
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    December 4, 2010 11:24am UTC
    Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground
    and missing:)
    
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15. livelaughdream5
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2010 11:14am UTC
    Friendship is like peeing on yourself,
    everyone can see it but
    your the only one that gets the warm feeling it brings:)
    
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16. livelaughdream5
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 11:16pm UTC
    You can be the peanut butter to my jelly
    You can be the butterflies to my belly
    You can be the Hero and ill be your sidekick
    You can be the rain from the cloud when its stormin
    Or you can be the sun shinen in the morninY
    
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17. livelaughdream5
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 10:49pm UTC
    Didaskaleinophbia:
    The fear of going to school...
    
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18. livelaughdream5
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 10:35pm UTC
    Cause i'm Bo yo the greatest rapper ever.....Y
    IF YOU DONT KNOW BO LOOK HIM UP ON YOUTUBE;)
    
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19. livelaughdream5
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 9:53pm UTC
    MY Best Friend: Jeez im really cold...
    Her BoyFriend: Oh heres a blanket.....
    5 minutes later: hey could i have my blanket back..?
    ..............IDIOT
    
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20. livelaughdream5
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2010 9:30pm UTC
    Ok, so alot of people think that the world is going to end in 2012...
    Well i just think all the xbox's are going to blow up!
    Suck that boys:)
    
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