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  1. live_your_lifex33 live_your_lifex33
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2010 10:01pm UTC
    DON'T READ THIS!
    There was this girl and she was with
    her friend.
    They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace.
    It had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    im sorry=/

  2. live_your_lifex33 live_your_lifex33
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2010 11:32pm UTC
    i'm not afraid to take a stand ;
    everybody come take my hand -
    we'll walk this road together, thru the storm
    whatever weather, cold or w - a - r - m
    just to let you know you're not alone ;
    holla if you feel
    y o u ' v e b e e n d o w n t h e s a m e r o a d

  3. live_your_lifex33 live_your_lifex33
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2010 9:11pm UTC
    c a n I m a k e i t ?
    damn right / / / / / I'll be on
    t h e n e x t f l i g h t -
    paying cash, first class
    [ sitting next to Vanna White ]

  4. live_your_lifex33 live_your_lifex33
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2010 6:11pm UTC
    you can either
    l e t t h a t s h i t g o;
    or let me go ..

  5. live_your_lifex33 live_your_lifex33
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2010 9:59pm UTC
    & I wanna know how
    f o r e v e r f e e l s

  6. live_your_lifex33 live_your_lifex33
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2010 4:59pm UTC
    face down, assss UP.

  7. live_your_lifex33 live_your_lifex33
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2010 3:58pm UTC
    R.I.P Christian Robinson *
    Gone ; but Never Forgotten
    ( wear green friday, march 5th for christian )
    idc about the color or what it looks like ;
    rest in peace christian .
    we're all praying for your family <///3

  8. live_your_lifex33 live_your_lifex33
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2010 4:49pm UTC
    don't be pushed by your
    { p r o b l e m s } ;
    be led by your dreams `*<3

  9. live_your_lifex33 live_your_lifex33
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2010 4:21pm UTC
    The odds are always stacked
    a g a i n s t u s *
    { mistake after mistake ; }
    I'll never criticize Romeo again
    - New Moon p. 508

  10. live_your_lifex33 live_your_lifex33
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2010 4:13pm UTC
    you lift me off the ground. you spin me around;
    you make me crazier crazier. feels like i'm falling
    and i - i'm lost in your eyes. you make me
    ( { [ crazier crazier crazier ♥
    *mine
    t. swift's lyrics

  11. live_your_lifex33 live_your_lifex33
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2010 1:24am UTC
    I've heard that it's possible to grow up - I've
    just never met anyone who's actually done it.
    W i t h o u t p a r e n t s t o defy,
    we b r e a k the rules
    we make for o u r s e l v e s .
    We throw t a n t r u m s when things don't go our way,
    we whisper secrets with our best friends in the dark,
    we look for comfort where
    ( [ { w e c a n f i n d i t , } ] )
    and we hope - against all logic,
    a g a i n s t a l l e x p e r i e n c e .
    Like children, we never give up hope...
    - grey's anatomy.
    my edit *
    don't jock.

  12. live_your_lifex33 live_your_lifex33
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2010 1:01am UTC
    I'm a peasant by some standards
    But in your eyes I'm a queen ;
    { [ ( You see ) ] }
    p o t e n t i a l i n a l l m y f l a w s ,
    & that's exactly what I need
    I don't know why you love me
    & that's why I love you.
    You catch me when I fall,
    a c c e p t m e f l a w s a n d a l l .
    And that's why I love you [ x3 ]

  13. live_your_lifex33 live_your_lifex33
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2010 12:53am UTC
    & it's the little things he notices ;
    like how my earrings are shaped like hearts
    [ even if they're hidden by my hair ]
    how my eyes are green
    [ even if i'm always looking down ]
    the way my bangs fall to one side
    [ even if they're up almost all the time ] ;
    that makes me love him even more

  14. live_your_lifex33 live_your_lifex33
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2010 9:15pm UTC
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  15. live_your_lifex33 live_your_lifex33
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2010 8:37pm UTC
    Let's dance in style
    Let's dance for a while
    [ H e a v e n c a n w a i t ]
    we're only watching the sky
    Hoping for the best but expecting the
    worst -------- //
    Are you gonna d r o p the b o m b or not
    Let us die young or
    l e t u s l i v e f o r e v e r
    We don't have the power but we
    ( never say never )
    Sitting in the sandpit
    Life is a short trip
    The music's for the sad man..
    - forever young by jay-z
    lazy w/ colors.

  16. live_your_lifex33 live_your_lifex33
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2010 12:51am UTC
    I know I'm nothing but
    s k i n & b o n e s
    but I sure think your
    [ b e a u t i f u l ]

  17. live_your_lifex33 live_your_lifex33
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2010 12:43am UTC
    even after every
    { a r g u m e n t }
    even after all the
    { t e a r s }
    still even after
    { t h e r u m o r s }
    and horrible lies ;
    even after all of that,
    { i s t i l l l o v e y o u }

  18. live_your_lifex33 live_your_lifex33
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2010 12:37am UTC
    whatcha waiting for?
    {t a k e a c h a n c e} you stupid hoe __ <3

  19. live_your_lifex33 live_your_lifex33
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2010 12:23am UTC
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  20. live_your_lifex33 live_your_lifex33
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2010 9:04pm UTC
    Love ;
    don't tell me i'm too young,
    to know the meaning *
    credit to:
    LilSecretLuver
    for the idea!
    my ediiiiit, credit*

:)

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