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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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behindthissmilexx
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August 3, 2012 10:59pm UTC

I was at McDonald's when I saw some chuby chick making fun of a disabled kid
Me: you know it's not right to make fun of somone for that it could happen to any of us
Girl: God gave me a mouth to Speek and I'm going to use it
me: well god gave you a mouth to eat too,but looks like you have abused that privilege.
Girl: -speechless-
Me: oh and you might want to wipe that katchup off your chin
Girl: -goes to wipe chin-
Me: no,your other chin
Nmq

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loveisjustlove
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 10:02am UTC

Thing wittians hate #1
when people ask,
"What's witty?"
mq/mf
shall i do a series?

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littleleftofthemiddle
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July 23, 2012 6:53pm UTC

Dad: why are your eyes red?
Me: i smoke marajuana, dad
Dad: don't lie to me, you were crying because you have no friends

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 10:34am UTC

Some guys facebook status said.
"Anyone who supports gay rights must be gay."
& His AMAZING girlfriend commented and said.
"Oh. That's true, since I'm dating you.:"..
.... Let the hoeing continue.
#Isupport

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kewlss35
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 12:28am UTC

Drop everything now,
Meet me in the pouring rain,
kiss me on the sidewalk,
take away the pain.
'cause i see sparks fly
whenever you smile :)

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MyNamesDillon
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July 23, 2012 3:40pm UTC

If a guy wants to date a guy, who are you to stop him?
and if a girl wants to date a girl, who are you to stop them?
People can date whoever the hell they want.

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WonderfulLove
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 12:13pm UTC

Wow, Witty changed?
I didn't notice it!
Thank you for making 1283469 quotes about it to remind me!

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vanessacp3
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 3:34pm UTC

Admit
it...
we all have a Build-A-Bear that we secretly adore.
wonderstruck layouts not my format my quote

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MaddyWaddy
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:37am UTC

Here's to the girls
That never get any faves on their quotes but that doesn't stop them from posting.

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luceclark
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 6:04pm UTC

*Seeing a hot guy*
Me - Oh God he is hot, please have my babies
Best Friend - Wait a sec, I got this
Best Friend - OI YOU WITH THE HOT FACE
Hot Guy - *Turns Around*
Best Friend - THIS KID WILL HAPPILY TAKE YOUR KIDS, CALL HER
Me -
Best Friend - Told you I got this
This is why I love my best friend

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 9:12am UTC

DON'T LIE AT ONE POINT
We all thought the McFlurry spoons from McDonalds were also straw's......
nmq

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Bravosierra*
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 1:31pm UTC

click to see this quote

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str0ng
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 12:03pm UTC

OMG, Witty just changed!
Rest In Peace, Old Witty.

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kylaz323
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 11:13am UTC

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you(:
Awwww<3
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head(;

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 12:43pm UTC

Girl: *naturally curly hair*
Girl: *naturally straight hair*Girl:*naturally wavy hair*Me:*naturally annoying hair*

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allysonxo
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 9:13pm UTC

What have i done
To watch a love like ours, fade away?

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StarAngel360
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 9:05pm UTC

That Awkward Moment #5
When you think you're going to get lots of faves, but you end up getting less than 10.

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Eli22b
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 9:53pm UTC

*Me in the shower*
Me: Do-do-do-do-do-doooooooo
Me: Alright, let's do this.
Me: 'throw's clothes down laundry shoot'
Me: 'Lays down a towel'
Me: Let's see, do I want it colder,or hotter?
Me: slightly hotter than normal water
Me: 'get's in shower'
Me: Oooh-oh-ooo-aaahh-yeah (other sexual noises) this water feel's great, I love it
Me: 'starts shampooing'
Me: THERE'S A FIRE, STARTING IN MY HEART, REACHING A FEVER PITCH AND IT'S BRINGIN ME OUT THE DARK
Me: NNEEVVVER MINNDDD I'LLL FIND SOMEONEEE LIKE YOUUUUU-OUUUUU
Me: I SET FII-II-REE, TO THE RAIN WATCHED IT BURN, AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE
Me: Ok, no more Adele, gotta condition
Me: I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH YOUR TURNING TABLES UNDER YOUR THUMB I CAN'T BREATHE
Me: SO I WONNTT LET YOU CLOSE ENOUGH TO HURT ME NO I WONT ASK YOU, YOU TO JUST DESERT ME I CANT GIVE YOUUUUUUU ALL YOU THINK YOU GAVE ME, IT'S TIME TO SAY GOOOD BYEE, TO TURNING TABLESS
Me: Ok, seriously dude. Condition, no more Adele
Me: CAUSE BABY YOUR A FIIRREEEEEEE WORRKKKK
Me: No. More. Singing.
Me: 'scrubs arms with body wash'
Me: Doobie doobie doo-wap Doobie Doobie doo-wap perryy pery the platapussss
Me: SHUT UPPP
Me: ' drops shampoo bottle'
Me: Oh, that's staying there. I'm not bending over, lol
Me: What if someones on my laptop right now?
Me: HOLY-F*CK HURRY UP THEY MIGHT FIND MY WITTY
Me: 'cleans rest of body in 2 minutees or less'
Me: Nahh, i'm good. I logged out.
Me: FINNALLY I CAN SEE YOU CRYSTAL CLEAR, GO AHEAD AND SELL ME OUT AND I'LL LAY YOUR SHIP BARE
Me: F*cking Adele "in Jenna Marbles voice"
Me: Lol Jenna Marblesss
Me: Alright, I'm done
Me: 'gets out of shower'

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birdofthesummer
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 9:33pm UTC

When you look at me, I might look calm, cool, and composed.
But inside-- I'm still that nervous little girl, with a crush that has me falling head over heels.

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